英语故事10则
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小学生英语故事
包括：幽默故事（1-7
页）
、普通小故事（
7-40
页）
。激发小朋友们学英语 的
兴趣，帮助他们提高成绩。最好每天背一篇，会有不错的效果的
O(∩_∩)O
英文幽默故事：
There was a guy who went
into a shop to buy a parrot.
There werethree parrots
in the
shop.
One
was
$$5,000;
another
one,
$$10,000;
and
the
third
one,
$$30,000.
The
c
ustomer
asked
the
owner,
“How
come
this
guy
is
$$5,000?
That‟s
so
expensive
for
this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So
the
customer
asked
him,
“How
about
this
guy?
What
can
he
do
that
makes
him
so
expensive?”
The owner said,
“Well, apart
from talking,
he can also do some amusing
actions,like dancing and so on. That‟s why he‟s so expensive.” Then the customer said,
“How about
the third one? What canhe do that
makes him so expensive?” The owner
of the shopsaid,
“I
don‟t know. Normally, I
have
never
heard
him
talk,
nor dance,
nor
whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him „The Boss.‟”
老板最大
有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另
一只卖一万元，还有一只卖 三万元。顾客问老板：
「为什么这只要卖五千元？这
个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了！
」 老板说：
「因为我有训练他讲话。
」顾客又问：
「那这只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖 这么贵？」
老板说：
「他除了会说话之外，
还会表演一些有趣的动作，
好比说 跳舞等等，
所以才卖这么贵。
」
顾客接着又问：
「那第三只呢？他会做什么？ 为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：
「我不知道。我从
没听过他讲话、
吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，
什么都没有！
不过另外两只叫
他：
『老板！
』
」
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word
Student:Y
es.I ate a piece of cake yesterday
.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里？
老师：你能用
“
鸡蛋
”
一词造句吗？
学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师：
“
鸡蛋
”
在哪？
学生：在蛋糕里，先生
Tom
is a
little boy
, and
he
is only
seven years old. Once
he
goes to a cinema. It
is the
first
time
for
him
to
do
that.
He
buys
a
ticket
and
goes
in.
But
after
two
or
three
minutes
he
comes
out,
and
buys
the
second
ticket
and
goes
in
again.
After
a
few
minutes he comes out again and buys the
third
ticket. Two or three
minutes after that
he
comes
out
and
asks
for
another
ticket.
Bu
t
a
girl
asks
him,“Why
do
you
buy
so
many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big
woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
汤姆是个小孩，
他才
7
岁。
当他去电影院的时候。
那时他第一次去。
他买了张
票进去了。
但没过两三分钟他就出来了，
然后买了第二张票又进去了。
几分钟
后他又出来买了第三张票。
接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。
一个女的问她，
“
你
为什么要买那么多票啊
?
你见到了几个朋友？
没有，
我里面没朋友，
但是每
当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really somebody
.What does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一个大人物
小孩：我叔叔下面有
1000
个人。
男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？
小孩：墓地守墓人。
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He
must be a
great
man,
for
so
far
nobody
has
lived to over 400
years.
一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？
学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到
400
多岁。
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Y
es, sir, I know--- it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇．
服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的．
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。
父亲：
儿子，
你不认为你已 经长大了，
不该再老是一角一角地要钱了
(
该自立了
)
，
不 是吗？
儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？
A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think
they
fall
in
love
when
they
h
ave a
crush on someone else
in
the class, when they‟re
eight
or
ten
years
old
or
something
like
that.
So
the
eight-year- oldkid
came
back
home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said,
“Y
es, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the
father said, “I don‟t know, son. I‟m still paying.”
有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，
对方是学校的同学。
八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会
迷恋班上某个人，然后 就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：
「爸爸，结婚很花钱吗？」爸爸说：
「 是啊，儿子，非常花钱。
」儿子又问：
「要
花多少钱呢？」爸爸说：
「我不知 道，儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊！
」
, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?
yesterday
that
everything
you
told
me
went
in
one
ear
and
out
the
other
,
so
I
am
trying to stop it.
“
孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？
”
“
没有，
老师。
可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，
一个耳朵里出，
所以我要把它堵在里面。
”
“I'm sorry
，
Madam
，
but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your
boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why
，
I
understand
you
to say
that
you charged only
four dollars
for such work!”
“Y
es
，
but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the
office .”
“
对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取
20
美元。
”
“20
美元！为什么？不是说好只要
4
美元。
”
“
是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。
”
TWO
：
Teacher
：
We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to
contract. Now
，
can anyone give me a good example?
John
：
Well
，
in the summer the days are long
，
and in the winter the days are short.
老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？
约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。
The
lecturer
on
evolution
had
been
going
on
for
nearly
two
hours.
then
he
started
again,
and
said
he:
me
ask
the
evolutionist
a
question
---
if
we
had
tails
like
a
baboon, where are they?
venture
an
answer,
said
an
old
lady
.
have
worn
them
off
sitting
here
so
long.
教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了 快两个小时，他的话题又来了：
“
让我向进
化论者提个问题
——
如果 我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，
那么现在尾巴到哪里去
了？
”
“
我来试试看，
”
一位老太太说。
“
该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。
”
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw
a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said,
for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat.
he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river.
The river
had become
very big; so
he could
not
go over
it. He
waited
for some
time;
then
he
said,
cannot
go
to
the
rich
man's
house
today
,
for
I
cannot
get
over
the
river.
go
home. He
had eaten
no
food
that day
.
He began
to want
food.
He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do
not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
【译文】
一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去， 当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他
发现一箱好苹果，他说：
“
我不打算吃那些苹果，因为 富人会给我更多的食物，
他会给我很好吃的东西。
”
然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去 。
他继续走，来到
河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他 说：
“
今天我
去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。
”
他开始回家 ，那天他没有吃东西。他就
开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。
不要把好
东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。
A Good Boy