儿童英语幽默小故事
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儿童英语幽默小故事
故事一 般都和原始人类的生产生活有密切关系，他们迫切地希望认识自然，于是便以
自身为依据，想象天地万物 都和人一样，有着生命和意志。以下是为您整理的《儿童英语
幽默小故事
100
字》< br>，希望大家能够喜欢。
儿童英语幽默小故事【篇一】
磕睡之人
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep
during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined
he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.
收师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时睡觉。一个星期天，正当坐 在前排的那个
人打瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好地教育他不要睡觉。
In a whisper, he asked the congregation. All who want to go to heaven, please rise
，
Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering Be seated
，
the minister shouted at the top of
his voice
，
All those who want to be with the devil
，
please rise.
他低声地对教徒们说
:“
想去天堂的人都站起来。
”
除打瞌睡的人外 ，
每个人都站了起来。
牧师说过请坐之后，高声喊道
:“
下地狱的请站起来< br>!”
Awaking with a start
，
the sleepy
-
head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall
and angry in the pulpit,”Well
，
sir, he said.,I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like
you and me are the only ones for it.
打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声所惊醒，站 了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气地
望着他。他说
:“
先生，我不知我们在选什 么，但看上去你和我是的侯选人。
儿童英语幽默小故事【篇二】
聪明的鸟
When the burglar broke into a seemingly empty room one night, a voice suddenly shattered
the silence I see you,and the saint sees you.
一位窃贼一天夜里闯进一个好像没有人的空房子。
突然寂静中传来一声
:“
我看见你了，
圣人也看见你了。
”
The shaken thief took another tentative step.“I see you
，
”the voice said again:“and the saint
sees you.“With that
，
the burglar shined his flashlight in the direction that the voice was coming
from. There
，
in the circle of light
，
sat a parrot.
这位惊恐不安的贼又试图再走一步，那个声音又说
:“
我看见你了，圣人也 看见你了。
”
听到声音，窃绒用手电照着声音所传来的方向。在那边儿，一束灯光下坐着一只鹦 鹉。
Dumb bird,!'the burglar uttered in relief.
“
该死的鸟，
”
窃贼像松了口气似地骂着。
I see you
，
”the parrot repeated,”and the saint sees you.
“
我看见你了。
”
鹦鹉重复地叨唠着
:“圣人也看见你了。
”
Shut up
，
“the man snarled as he turned on a lamp
，
that's when he saw the menacing
Doberman Pinscher sitting beside the parrot's perch
，
staring at him with glittering eyes.
“
闭嘴，
”
窃贼边开灯，边喊叫着。这时他发现一条眼光咄咄逼人的构坐在鹦鹉旁。
Sic' em
，
Saint,squawked the parrot.
鹦鹉尖叫着
:“
圣人，扑呀
!
扑呀
!”
儿童英语幽默小故事【篇三】
只剩一个引擎
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker:Attention
，
passengers. We have lost one of our engines
，
but we can certainly reach London with the three
we have left. Unfortunately
，
we will arrive an hour late as a result.
一架
747
客机正跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音
:“
旅客们请注 意，我们四个
引擎之中有一个丢失了。但利下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。不幸的是因此我们书晚< br>到一小时。
”
Shortly thereafter
，
the passengers heard the captain's voice again:Guess what
，
folks. We just
lost our third engine
，
but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in
London three hours late.
过了一会儿，旅客们又听到了机长的声音
:“
各位， 你们猜怎么啦
?”
我们刚又掉了第三
个引擎。但请你们相信好了，有一个引擎我们也能 飞，但要晚三个小时了。
”