三分钟幽默英语演讲稿
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新初中幽默英语演讲稿
love your mother
爱你的母亲
why are you crying, a young boy
asked his mom?
你为什么哭
?
一个小男孩问他的妈妈
.
because im a woman, she told him.
因为我是女人
,
她告诉他
.
i dont understand, he said.
我不明白
.
< br>他回答
his mom just hugged him and said,
and you never will, but thats
o.k........
妈妈拥抱了他说
,
你永远也不会明白
,
但没关系
...
later the little boy asked his
father,
why does mom seem to cry for no
reason?.
后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣
?
all women cry for no reason, was
all his dad could say......
所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣
< br>,
这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的
...
the little boy grew up and became a
man,
still wondering why women cry.
等到小男孩长大
,
成了男人的时候
,
他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭
.
finally he put in a call to god and
when god got back to him, he asked god, why
do women cry so easily?
最后他把这件事祷告给上帝
,
他问上帝
,
为什么女人容易哭泣
?
god answered......
上帝回答
:
when i made woman,
i decided she had to be special.
i made her shoulders
strong enough to carry
the weight of the world, yet,
当我创造女人的时候
,
我决定把她造的很特别
,
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六、
周怡雪，
19
岁，上海
i believe in our future
honorable judges, fellow students:
good afternoon!
recently, ther is a heated debate
in our society. the college students are the
beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who
receive exceptional education at
extraordinary places. but will we
be able to face the challenge and support
ourselves against all odds? will we be
able to better the lives of others? will we
be able to accept the responsibility of
building the future of our country?
the cynics say we care for nothing
other than grades; and we neglect the need