英语爆笑小笑话大全
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英语爆笑小笑话大全
day a visitor from the
city came to a small rural area
to
drive around the country roads, see how the farms
looked,
and perhaps to see how farmers
earned their living. The city
man saw a
farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands,
and lifting it so that the pig could
eat apples from an apple
tree. The city
man said to the farmer,
likes apples,
but isn
farmer replied,
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想
看看农
庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看
见一位农夫在宅后的草地<
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上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，
好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，
我看你的猪
挺喜欢吃
苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗
?
那位农夫
回答说，
时间对猪
有什么意义
?
2.a kiss At a dinner party, the
speaker, who was the guest of
honor,
was about to deliver a speech when his wife
sitting at
the other end of the table,
sent him a piece of paper with
the word
speaker said,
send you a
'KISS' before you begin your
speech.
smiled and explained,
give me stands for 'Keep It Short,
Stupid.'
mean man's
party
The notorious cheap
skate finally decided to have a
ning to
a friend how to find his apartment,he