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笑话是内容丰富并具有出乎意料结尾的幽默口头故事。笑话
几乎涵盖人
们生活的所有领域
,
其中包
括政治笑话、经济笑话、家庭生活笑话、关于
民族性格的笑话等。我分享初一经典英语笑
话，希望可以帮助大家
!
初一经典英语笑话：
There
was just a dog fight
A man
walks into a bar one day and asks,
that
rottweiler outside?
are
you
talkin
about?!
the
biker
says,
disbelievingly.
could your little runt kill
my rottweiler?
初一经典英语笑话：
He is
a very smart dog
I went to
the cinema the other day and in the front row was
an
old man and with him was his dog. It
was a sad funny kind of film,
you know
the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes
out, and
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in the funny part, the dog
laughed its head off. This happened all
the way through the film. After the
film had ended, I decided to
go and
speak to the man.
the
most
amazing
thing
Ive
seen,
I
said.
dog
really
seemed to enjoy the film.
The man turned to me and said,
初一经典英语笑话：
This dog is acting
bad
While waiting for a
bus, the blind mans dog decided to go to the
bathroom all over the blind mans
legs.
A passerby commented
to the blind man,
to the bathroom all
over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are
you crazy?
To
which the blind man replied,
am feeling
for his bottom, so I can kick him.
初一经典英语笑话：
Cat
technical support problems
This is an actual account by a worker at a
technical support and
service center.
One particular customer had an old console-type
machine
with
a
print
head
that
would
ride
back
and
forth
on
a
spiral
shaft.
They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on
the edge
of the printer next to the
operator.
Well, one day we
got a service call that said,
machine,
come quick!
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