经典英语小笑话短文阅读
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经典英语小笑话短文阅读
好消息是有位先生对你的画很感兴趣，他问你会不会和很多画
家
一样，作品等到死了以后更值钱。
我告诉他这是当然的，
以你的潜力，
死了以后画作一定更有价值。
结果他一口气买了十五幅，这是好消息的部分。
」画家问：
「那坏消息呢
?
」老板回答：
「那位
买十五幅画的人，就
是你的医生
!
」经
典英语小笑话短文篇二
A
Family
Tradition(Originally
In
Chinese)Two madmen were talking in the
mental hospital, and one said,
have
decided to give mysister to you in marriage once
we are out of here.
」另外一个说：
「多谢啦
!
这
个不行哪
!
」
「为什么不行呢
?
」
「因为我
的家庭的
传统都是亲戚才能够结婚的，不能跟外人结婚。
」
「怎么会有这种家族的风俗呢
?
」他说：
「你看，我的外婆跟我的
外公结婚，我妈妈跟我爸爸结婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫结婚，我怎么能够
跟
你的妹妹结婚
?
」经典英语小笑话短文篇三
One
night
just
before
Valentine's
Day
a
woman
had
a
lovely
dream
about
a
beautiful
she woke up, she
told her husband,
gave me a pearl
necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it
could
mean?
find
out
on
Valentine's
Day.
he
said
with
a
knowing
Valentine's
Day,
the
man
gave
his
delighted
wife
a
beautifully
wrapped
dly,
she
opened
it,
only
to
find
a
book
entitled
Meaning
of
Dreams
看了
“
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