Golfing

with

cows

A man staggers into an emergency room with two

black

eyes

and

a

five

iron

wrapped

tightly

around

his

throat.

一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室，

两个眼睛是

青的，脖子上有明显的五指印。

Naturally

the

doctor

asks

him

what

happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I

was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she

sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

医生问他发生了什么。

”

额，是这样的，

< br>”

这个人

说。

“

我和我老婆来了几局高尔夫，

她把球打到一个牛

群里。

”

"We

went

to

look

for

it

and

while

I

was

rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something

white at its rear end.

“

我们去找这个球，我四下搜索，发 现一头牛的

屁股后面有个白色的东西。

”

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure

enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right

in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I

made my mistake."

“

我走过去，举起了它的尾巴想看清 楚，我老婆

的球就卡在牛的屁股中间。然后我犯了一个错误。

”

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

“

你干嘛了

?”

医生问。

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,

'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

< br>“

额，

我举起了牛的尾巴，

对我 老婆喊道，

'

这个好像是你的

!'”

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2

Hen House

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of

the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the

parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

在一个小小的爱尔兰村庄中，

牧师非常地喜爱鸡

舍中 的小鸡。鸡舍位于教区后面，里面有一只公鸡，

十只母鸡。

One

Saturday

night

the

cock

rooster

was

missing