高中英语幽默笑话故事五篇
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高中英语幽默笑话故事五篇
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关于高中英语幽默笑话故事
the wolf and the fox wanted
to eat the rabbit, but it wasn't easy to
catch him.
one day the wolf said to the fox,
tell the rabbit that you are dead. when
he comes to look at you, you can
jump
up and catch him.
he
went
home
at
once.
the
wolf
went
to
the
rabbit's
house
and
knocked
at the door.
tell you that
the fox is dead.
the rabbit went to the fox's house. he
looked in through the window
and saw
the fox lying in bed with his eyes closed. he
thought,
fox really dead or is he
pretending to be dead? if he's not dead, he'll
catch me when i go near
him.
dead.
but
he
doesn't
look
like
a
dead
fox.
the
mouth
of
a
dead
fox
is
always
open.
when
the
fox
heard
this,
he
thought,
show
him
that
i'm
dead.
so he opened his mouth.
the rabbit knew
that the fox wasn't dead, and he ran as quickly as
he could.
狼和狐狸想要吃掉兔子，但是这只兔子太难抓到了。
一天，狼对狐狸说：
“你回家假装躺在床上。我去告诉兔子你已经死了。当
他来看你的时候，你就
可以跳起来抓住他了。
”
“真是个好主意
!
”狐狸说。
于是他立刻回到家。
狼去兔子的房前
敲了敲门，
“是谁啊
?
”
兔子问道。
“狼，
我是来告诉你狐狸已经死了。
”说完狼就走开了。
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兔子去狐狸家看情况。他通过狐狸家的窗户看到闭着眼睛的狐
狸躺在床上。
他想，狐狸是真的死了，还是在假装呢
?
如果他没有死，那么我走近他就会被他
抓住。于是他说：
“狼说狐狸死了。但是他看起来并不像死掉了呀。死去的狐狸
通常都是张着嘴的
。
”狐狸听到这些话就想：我得证明自己是真的死了。于是他
张
开了嘴巴。
这时兔子知道狐狸并没有死，他就以最快的速度跑开啦
关于高中英语幽默笑话故事
there was a little old lady
who was nearly blind, and she had three
sons who wanted to prove which one was
the best to her.
从前有一个近乎失明的小老太，
她有三个儿子，
每一个都想
向母亲证明自己
对她最好。
son
1
bought
her
a
15-room
mansion,
thinking
this
would
surely
be
the
best that any of them
could offer her.
第一个儿子为她买下一栋有
15
个房间的大屋，他觉得这是
对母亲最好的孝
顺方式，其他兄弟都比不上。
son 2 bought
her a beautiful mercedes with a chauffeur
included,
thinking this would surely
win her approval.
< br>二儿子为她买了一辆漂亮的奔驰，还配了个司机。他也觉得他一定会赢了。
son
3
had
to
do
something
even
better,
so
he
bought
her
a
parrot
that
he
had
been
training
for
15
years
to
memorize
the
entire
bible.
you
could
ask
the
parrot
any
verse
in
the
bible,
and
he
could
quote
it
word
for
word.
what a
gift that would be.
老三为母亲买了一只鹦鹉。这只鹦鹉接受了
15
年的
训练，能一字不落地背
诵整部圣经，并且不论你问他什么，他都能从圣经里原句引出。<
/p>
well, the old lady went to the first
son and said,
is
just
gorgeous,
but
it's
really
much
too
big
for
me.
i
only
live
in
one
room, and it's too large to clean and
take care of. i really don't need
the
house,
but
thank
you
anyway.
then
she
confronted
her
second
son
with,
2
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