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Lesson1
A
puma at large
Pumas are
large, cat-like animals which are found in
America. When reports came into London
Zoo that a wild puma had been spotted
forty-five miles south of London, they were not
taken
seriously. However, as the
evidence began to accumulate, experts from the Zoo
felt obliged to
investigate, for the
descriptions given by people who claimed to have
seen the puma were
extraordinarily
similar.
The
hunt for the puma began in a small village where a
woman picking blackberries saw 'a
large
cat' only five yards away from her. It immediately
ran away when she saw it, and experts
confirmed that a puma will not attack a
human being unless it is cornered
(
adj.
被困得走投无路
的)
. The search proved difficult, for the puma was often observed at one place in the morning and
at another place twenty miles away in
the evening. Wherever it went, it left behind it a
trail of
dead deer and small animals
like rabbits. Paw prints were seen in a number of
places and puma fur
was found clinging
to bushes. Several people complained of 'cat-like
noises' at night and a
businessman on a
fishing trip saw the puma up a tree. The experts
were now fully convinced that
the
animal was a puma, but where had it come from ? As
no pumas had been reported missing
from
any zoo in the country, this one must have been in
the possession of a private collector and
somehow managed to escape. The hunt
went on for several weeks, but the puma was not
caught. It
is disturbing to think that
a dangerous wild animal is still at large in the
quiet countryside.
Lesson
2
Thirteen equals
one
Our vicar is always
raising money for one cause or another, but he has
never managed to get
enough money to
have the church clock repaired. The big clock
which used to strike the hours day
and
night was damaged many years ago and has been
silent ever since.
' One night,
however, our vicar woke up with a start: the clock
was striking the hours! Looking
at his
watch, he saw that it was one o'clock, but the
bell struck thirteen times before it stopped.
Armed with a torch, the vicar went up
into the clock tower to see what was going on. In
the
torchlight, he caught sight of a
figure whom he immediately recognized as Bill
Wilkins, our local
grocer.
'Whatever are you doing up here Bill ?'
asked the vicar in surprise.
' I'm trying to repair the bell,'
answered Bill.' I've been coming up here night
after night for
weeks now. You see, I
was hoping to give you a surprise.'
'You certainly did give me a surprise!'
said the vicar. 'You've probably woken up everyone
in the
village as well. Still, I'm glad
the bell is working again.'
'That's the trouble, vicar,' answered
Bill. 'It's working all right, but I'm afraid that
at one o'clock
it will strike thirteen
times and there's nothing I can do about it.'
'We'll get used to that
Bill,' said the vicar. 'Thirteen is not as good as
one but it's better than
nothing. Now
let's go downstairs and have a cup of tea.'
Lesson 3 An
unknown goddess
Some time
ago
,
an interesting discovery
was made by archaeologists on the Aegean
(
adj.
爱琴
海的;
n.
)
island of
Kea
.
An American team
explored a temple which stands in an ancient city
on
the promontory of Ayia
Irini
.
The city at one time
must have been
prosperous
,
for it enjoyed a
high
level of
civilization
.
Houses--often
three storeys high--were built of
stone
.
They had large rooms
with beautifully decorated
walls
.
The city was even
equipped with a drainage
system
,
for a great
many clay pipes were found beneath the
narrow streets
.
The temple which the archaeologists
explored was used as a place of worship from the
fifteenth
century B.C. until Roman
times. In the most sacred room of the temple, clay
fragments of fifteen
statues were
found. Each of these represented
a goddess and had, at one time, been
painted. The
body of one statue was
found among remains dating from the fifteenth
century B.C. Its missing
head happened
to be among remains of the fifth century B.C. This
head must have been found in
Classical
times and carefully preserved. It was very old and
precious even then. When the
archaeologists reconstructed the
fragments, they were amazed to find that the
goddess turned out
to be a very modern-
looking woman. She stood three feet high and her
hands rested on her hip.
She was
wearing a full-length skirt which swept the
ground. Despite her great age, she was very
graceful indeed, but, so far, the
archaeologists have been unable to discover her
identity.
Lesson4 The
double life of Alfred Bloggs
These days, people who do manual work
often receive far more money than clerks who work
in
offices. People who work in offices
are frequently referred to as' white collar
workers' for the
simple reason that
they usually wear a collar and tie to go to work.
Such is human nature, that a
great many
people are often willing to sacrifice higher pay
for the privilege of becoming white
collar workers. This can give rise to
curious situations, as it did in the case of
Alfred Bloggs who
worked as a dustman
for the Ellesmere Corporation.
When he got married, Alf was too
embarrassed to say anything to his wife about his
job. He
simply told her that he worked
for the Corporation. Every morning, he left home
dressed in a
smart black suit. He then
changed into overalls(n.
工作服
)
and spent the next eight hours as a
dustman. Before returning home at
night, he took a shower and changed back into his
suit.
Alf
did
this for over two years and his fellow dustmen
kept his secret. Alf's wife has never discovered
that she married a dustman and she
never will, for Alf has
just found another job. He will soon
be
working in an office as a junior clerk. He will be
earning only half as much as he used to, but
he feels that his rise in status is
well worth the loss of money. From now on, he will
wear a suit all
day and others will
call him 'Mr. Bloggs', not 'Alf'.
Lesson 5 The facts
Editors of newspapers and magazines
often go to extremes to provide their readers with
unimportant facts and statistics. Last
year a journalist had been instructed by a well-
known
magazine to write an article on
the president's palace in a new African republic.
When the article
arrived, the editor
read the first sentence and then refused to
publish it. The article began:
'Hundreds of steps lead to the high
wall which surrounds the president's palace.' The
editor at once
sent the journalist a
fax instructing him to find out the exact number
of steps and the height of
the wall.
The journalist
immediately set out to obtain these important
facts, but he took a long time to
send
them. Meanwhile, the editor was getting impatient,
for the magazine would soon go to press.
He sent the journalist two urgent
telegrams, but received no reply. He sent yet
another telegram
informing the
journalist that if he did not reply soon he would
be fired. When the journalist again
failed to reply, the editor reluctantly
published the article as it had originally been
written. A week
later, the editor at
last received a telegram from the journalist. Not
only had the poor man been
arrested,
but he had been sent to prison as well. However,
he had at last been allowed to send a
cable in which he informed the editor
that he had been arrested while counting the 1084
steps
leading to the 15-foot wall which
surrounded the president's palace.
Lesson 6
Smash-
and-grab
The expensive shops
in a famous arcade near Piccadilly were just
opening. At this
time of the morning,
the arcade was almost empty. Mr Taylor, the owner
of a
jewellery shop was admiring a new
window display. Two of his assistants had been
working busily since 8 o'clock and had
only just finished. Diamond necklaces and
rings had been beautifully arranged on
a background of black velvet. After gazing at
the display for several minutes, Mr
Taylor went back into his shop.
The silence was suddenly broken when a
large car, with its headlights on and its
horn blaring, roared down the arcade.
It came to a stop outside the jeweler's. One man
stayed at the wheel while two others
with black stockings over their faces jumped out
and smashed the window of the shop with
iron bars. While this was going on, Mr
Taylor was upstairs. He and his staff
began throwing furniture out of the window.
Chairs and tables went flying into the
arcade. One of the thieves was struck by a
heavy statue, but he was too busy
helping himself to diamonds to notice any pain.
The
raid was all over in three minutes,
for the men scrambled back into the car and it
moved off at a fantastic speed. Just as
it was leaving, Mr Taylor rushed out and ran
after it throwing ashtrays and vases,
but it was impossible to stop the thieves. They
had got away with thousands of pounds
worth of diamonds.
Lesson 7 Mutilated
ladies
Children often have
far more sense than their elders. This simple
truth was
demonstrated rather
dramatically during a civil defence exercise in a
small town in
Canada. Most of the
inhabitants were asked to take part in the
exercise during which
they had to
pretend that their city had been bombed. Air-raid
warnings were sounded
and thousands of
people went into special air-raid shelters.
Doctors and nurses
remained above
ground while Police patrolled the streets in case
anyone tried to leave
the shelters too
soon.
The police did not
have much to do because the citizens took the
exercise seriously.
They stayed
underground for twenty minutes and waited for the
siren to sound again.
On leaving the
air-raid shelters, they saw that doctors and
nurses were busy. A great
many people
had volunteered to act as casualties. Theatrical
make-up and artificial
blood had been
used to make the injuries look realistic. A lot of
People were lying
'dead' in the
streets. The living helped to carry the dead and
wounded to special
stations. A Child of
six was brought in by two adults. The child was
supposed to be
dead. With theatrical
make-up on his face, he looked as if he had died
of shock. Some
people were so moved by
the sight that they began to cry. However, the
child
suddenly sat up and a doctor
asked him to comment on his death. The child
looked
around for a moment and said, 'I
think they're all crazy!'
Lesson8
A famous monastery
The Great St Bernard Pass connects
Switzerland to Italy. At 2470 metres, it is the
highest mountain pass in Europe. The
famous monastery of St Bernard, which was
founded in the eleventh century, lies
about a mile away. For hundreds of years, St
Bernard dogs have saved the lives of
travellers crossing the dangerous Pass. These
friendly dogs, which were first brought
from Asia, were used as watch-dogs even in
Roman times. Now that a tunnel has been
built through the mountains, the Pass is less
dangerous, but each year, the dogs are
still sent out into the snow whenever a traveller
is in difficulty. Despite the new
tunnel, there are still a few people who rashly
attempt to cross the Pass
on foot.
During
the summer months, the monastery is very busy, for
it is visited by
thousands of people
who cross the Pass in cars, As there are so many
people about,
the dogs have to be kept
in a special enclosure. In winter, however, life
at the
monastery is quite different.
The temperature drops to -30 and very few people
attempt to cross the Pass. The monks
Prefer winter to summer for they have more
privacy. The dogs have greater freedom,
too, for they are allowed to wander outside
their enclosure. The only regular
visitors to the monastery in winter are parties of
skiers who go there at Christmas and
Easter. These young people, who love the peace
of the mountains, always receive a
warm.
Welcome at St
Bernard's monastery.
Lesson9
By now, a rocket will have set off on
its 35 million mile trip to Mars and scientists
must be waiting anxiously for the
results. The rocket will be travelling for six
months
before it reaches the
planet.
It contains a number
of scientific instruments, including a television
camera. Any
pictures that are taken
will have to travel for three minutes before they
reach the earth.
If the pictures are
successful, they may solve a number of problems
about Mars and
provide information
about the markings on its surface which, nearly
100 years ago,
the astronomer,
Schiaparelli, thought to be canals.
It will be a long time before any
landing on Mars can be attempted. This will only
be possible when scientists have learnt
a lot more about the atmosphere that surrounds
the planet. If a satellite can one day
be put into orbit round Mars, scientists will be
able to find out a great deal. An
interesting suggestion for measuring the
atmosphere
around Mars has been put
forward. A rubber ball containing a radio
transmitter could
be dropped from a
satellite so that it would fall towards the
surface of the planet. The
radio would
signal the rate which the ball was slowed down and
scientists would be
able to calculate
how dense the atmosphere is. It may even be
possible to drop a
capsule containing
scientific instruments on to the planet's surface.
Only when a great
deal more information
has been obtained, will it be possible to plan a
manned trip to
Mars.
Lesson10 The
loss of Titanic
The great
ship, Titanic, sailed for New York from
Southampton on April 10th,
1912. She
was carrying 1316 passengers and a crew of 89l.
Even by modern standards,
the 46,000
ton Titanic was a colossal ship. At that time,
however, she was not only the
largest
ship that had ever been built, but was regarded as
unsinkable, for she had
sixteen water-
tight compartments. Even if two of these were
flooded, she would still
be able to
float. The tragic sinking of this great liner will
always be remembered, for
she went down
on her first voyage with heavy loss of
life.
Four days after
setting out, while the Titanic was sailing across
the icy waters of the
North Atlantic, a
huge iceberg was suddenly spotted by a look-out.
After the alarm
had been given, the
great ship turned sharply to avoid a direct
collision. The Titanic
turned just in
time, narrowly missing the immense wall of ice
which rose over 100
feet out of the
water beside her. Suddenly, there was a slight
trembling sound from
below, and the
captain went down to see what had happened. The
noise had been so
faint that no one
thought that the ship had been damaged. Below, the
captain realized
to his horror that the
Titanic was sinking rapidly, for five of her
sixteen water-
tight
compartments had already been flooded ! The order
to abandon ship was
given and hundreds
of people plunged into the icy water. As there
were not enough
life-boats for
everybody, 1500 lives were lost.
Lesson11 Not guilty
Going through the Customs is a tiresome
business. The strangest thing about it is
that really honest people are often
made to feel guilty. The hardened professional
smuggler, on the other hand, is never
troubled by such feelings, even if he has five
hundred gold watches hidden in his
suitcase. When I returned from abroad recently, a
particularly officious young Customs
Officer clearly regarded me as a
smuggler.
'Have you anything
to declare?' he asked, looking me in the eye.
'No,' I answered
confidently.
'Would you mind
unlocking this suitcase please ?'
'Not at all,' I answered.
The Officer went through the case with
great care. All the things I had packed so
carefully were soon in a dreadful mess.
I felt sure I would never be able to close the
case again. Suddenly, I saw the
Officer's face light up. He had spotted a tiny
bottle at
the bottom of my case and he
pounced on it with delight.
'Perfume, eh?' he asked sarcastically.
'You should have declared that.' Perfume is
not exempt from import
duty.'
'But it isn't
perfume,' I said.' It's hair-oil.' Then I added
with a smile,' It's a strange
mixture I
make myself.' As I expected, he did not believe
me.
'Try it!' I said
encouragingly.
The Officer
unscrewed the cap and put the bottle to his
nostrils. He was greeted by
an
unpleasant smell which convinced him that I was
telling the truth. A few minutes
later,
I was able to hurry away with precious chalk-marks
on my baggage.
Lesson12 Life on a desert
island
Most of us have
formed an unrealistic picture of life on a desert
island. We
sometimes imagine a desert
island to be a sort of paradise where the sun
always
shines. Life there is simple and
good.
Ripe fruit falls from
the trees and you never have to work. The other
side of the
picture is quite the
opposite. Life on a desert island is wretched. You
either starve to
death or live like
Robinson Crusoe, waiting for a boat which never
comes. Perhaps
there is an element of
truth in both these pictures, but few of us have
had the
opportunity to find out.
Two men who recently spent
five days on a coral island wished they had stayed
there longer. They were taking a badly
damaged boat from the Virgin Islands to
Miami to have it repaired. During the
journey, their boat began to sink. They quickly
loaded a small rubber dinghy with food,
matches, and tins of beer and rowed for a few
miles across the Caribbean until they
arrived at a tiny coral island. There were hardly
any trees on the island and there was
no water, but this did not prove to be a problem.
The men collected rain-water in the
rubber dinghy. As they had brought a spear gun
with them, they had plenty to eat. They
caught lobster and fish every day, and, as one
of them put it 'ate like kings'. When a
passing tanker rescued them five days later,
both men were genuinely sorry that they
had to leave.
Lesson13 It’s
only me
After her husband
had gone to work, Mrs Richards sent her children
to school and
went upstairs to her
bedroom. She was too excited to do any housework
that morning,
for in the evening she
would be going to a fancy dress party with her
husband. She
intended to dress up as a
ghost and as she had made her costume the night
before, she
was impatient to try it on.
Though the costume consisted only of a sheet, it
was very
effective. After putting it
on, Mrs Richards went downstairs. She wanted to
find out
whether it would be
comfortable to wear.
Just
as Mrs Richards was entering the dining-room,
there was a knock on the front
door.
She knew that it must be the baker. She had told
him to come straight in if ever
she
failed to open the door and to leave the bread on
the kitchen table. Not wanting to
frighten the poor man, Mrs Richards
quickly hid in the small store-room under the
stairs. She heard the front door open
and heavy footsteps in the hall. Suddenly the
door of the store-room was opened and a
man entered. Mrs Richards realized that it
must be the man from the Electricity
Board who had come to read the meter. She tried
to explain the situation, saying' It's
only me', but it was too late. The man let out a
cry
and jumped back several paces. When
Mrs Richards walked towards him, he fled,
slamming the door behind
him.
Lesson14 A noble gangster
There was a time when the owners of
shop and businesses in Chicago had to pay
large sums of money to gangsters in
return for' protection' If the money was not paid
promptly, the gangsters would quickly
put a man out of business by destroying his
shop. Obtaining 'protechon money' is
not a modern crime. As long ago as the
fourteenth century, an Englishman, Sir
John Hawkwood, made the remarkable
discovery that people would rather pay
large sums of money than have their life work
destroyed by gangsters.
Six hundred years ago, Sir John
Hawkwood arrived in Italy with a band of soldiers
and settled near Florence. He soon made
a name for himself and came to be known to
the Italians as Giovanni Acuto.
Whenever the Italian city-states were at war with
each
other, Hawkwood used to hire his
soldiers to princes who were willing to pay the
high
price he demanded. In times of
peace, when business was bad, Hawkwood and his
men would march into a city-state and,
after burning down a few farms, would offer
to go away if protection money was paid
to them. Hawkwood made large sums of
money in this way. In spite of this,
the Italians regarded him as a sort of hero. When
he died at the age of eighty, the
Florentines gave him a state funeral and had a
picture
painted which was dedicated to
the memory of 'the most valiant soldier and most
notable leader, Signor Giovanni
Haukodue'.
Lesson15 Fifty pence worth of
trouble
Children always
appreciate small gifts of money. Father, of
course, provides a
regular supply of
pocket-money, but uncles and aunts are always a
source of extra
income. With some
children, small sums go a long way. If sixpences
are not
exchanged for sweets, they
rattle for months inside money-boxes. Only very
thrifty
children manage to fill up a
money-box. For most of them, sixpence is a small
price to
pay for a satisfying bar of
chocolate.
My nephew,
George, has a money-box but it is always empty.
Very few of the
sixpences I have given
him have found their way there. I gave him
sixpence yesterday
and advised him to
save it. Instead, he bought himself sixpence worth
of trouble. On
his way to the sweet
shop, he dropped his sixpence and it rolled along
the pavement
and then disappeared down
a drain. George took off
his
jacket, rolled up his sleeves and pushed his right
arm through the drain cover.
He could
not find his sixpence anywhere, and what is more,
he could not get his arm
out. A crowd
of people gathered round him and a lady rubbed his
arm with soap and
butter, but George
was firmly stuck. The fire-brigade was called and
two firemen
freed George using a
special type of grease. George was not too upset
by his
experience because the lady who
owns the sweet shop heard about his troubles and
rewarded him with a large box of
chocolates.
Lesson16 Mary
had a little lamb
Mary and
her husband Dimitri lived in the tiny village of
Perachora in southern
Greece. One of
Mary's prize possessions was a little white lamb
which her husband
had given her. She
kept it tied to a tree in a field during the day
and went to fetch it
every evening. One
evening, however, the lamb was missing. The rope
had been cut,
so it was obvious that
the lamb had been stolen. When Dimitri came in
from the fields,
his wife told him what
had happened. Dimitri at once set out to find the
thief.
He knew it would not
prove difficult in such a small village. After
telling several of
his friends about
the theft, Dimitri found out that his neighbour,
Aleko, had suddenly
acquired a new
lamb. Dimitri immediately went to Aleko's house
and angrily accused
him of stealing the
lamb. He told him he had better return it or he
would call the
police. Aleko denied
taking it and led Dimitri into his back-yard. It
was true that he
had just bought a
lamb, he explained, but his lamb was black.
Ashamed of having
acted so rashly,
Dimitri apologized to Aleko for having accused
him. While they were
talking it began
to rain and Dimitri stayed in Aleko's house until
the rain stopped.
When he went outside
half an hour later, he was astonished to find that
the little black
lamb was almost white.
Its wool, which had been dyed black, had been
washed clean
by the rain !
Lesson17 The
longest suspension bridge in the world
Verrazano, an Italian about whom little
is known, sailed into New York Harbour in
1524 and named it Angouleme. He
described it as 'a very agreeable situation
located
within two small hills in the
midst of which flowed a great river.' Though
Verrazano
is by no means considered to
be a great explorer, his name will probably remain
immortal, for on November 21st, 1964,
the greatest bridge in the world was named
after him.
The
Verrazano Bridge, which was designed by Othmar
Ammann, joins Brooklyn to
Staten
Island. It has a span of 4260 feet. The bridge is
so long that the shape of the
earth had
to be taken into account by its designer. Two
great towers support four huge
cables.
The towers are built on immense underwater
platforms made of steel and
concrete.
The platforms extend to a depth of over 100 feet
under the sea. These alone
took sixteen
months to build. Above the surface of the water,
the towers rise to a
height of nearly
700 feet. They support the cables from which the
bridge has been
suspended. Each of the
four cables contains 26,108 lengths of wire. It
has been
estimated that if the bridge
were packed with cars, it would still only be
carrying a
third of its total capacity.
However, size and strength are not the only
important things
about this bridge.
Despite its immensity, it is both simple and
elegant, fulfilling its
designer's
dream to create 'an enormous object drawn as
faintly as possible'.
Lesson18 Electric currents
in modern art
Modern
sculpture rarely surprises us any more. The idea
that modern art can only
be seen in
museums is mistaken. Even people who take no
interest in art cannot have
failed to
notice examples of modern sculpture on display in
public places. Strange
forms stand in
gardens, and outside buildings and shops. We have
got quite used to
them. Some so-called
'modern' pieces have been on display for nearly
fifty years.
In spite of
this, some people--including myself--were
surprised by a recent
exhibition of
modern sculpture. The first thing I saw when I
entered the art gallery
was a notice
which said: 'Do not touch the exhibits. Some of
them are dangerous!' The
objects on
display were pieces of moving sculpture. Oddly
shaped forms that are
suspended from
the ceiling and move in response to a gust of wind
are quite familiar
to everybody. These
objects, however, were different. Lined up against
the wall, there
were long thin wires
attached to metal spheres. The spheres had been
magnetized and
attracted or repelled
each other all the time. In the centre of the
hall, there were a
number of tall
structures which contained coloured lights. These
lights flickered
continuously like
traffic lights which have gone mad. Sparks were
emitted from small
black boxes and red
lamps flashed on and off angrily. It was rather
like an exhibition
of prehistoric
electronic equipment. These Peculiar forms not
only seemed designed
to shock people
emotionally, but to give them electric shocks as
well !
Lesson19 A very dear cat
Kidnappers are rarely interested in
Animals, but they recently took considerable
interest in Mrs Eleanor Ramsay's cat.
Mrs Eleanor Ramsay, a very wealthy old lady,
has shared a flat with her cat, Rastus,
for a great many years. Rastus leads an orderly
life. He usually takes a short walk in
the evenings and is always home by seven
o'clock. One evening, however, he
failed to arrive. Mrs Ramsay got very worried. She
looked everywhere for him but could not
find him.
Three day after
Rastus' disappearance, Mrs Ramsay received an
anonymous letter.
The writer stated
that Rastus was in safe hands and would be
returned immediately if
Mrs Ramsay paid
a ransom of &1000. Mrs Ramsay was instructed to
place the money
in a cardboard box and
to leave it outside her door. At first, she
decided to go to the
police, but
fearing that she would never see Rastus again
--the letter had made that
quite clear
--she changed her mind. She drew &1000 from her
bank and followed the
kidnapper's
instructions. The next morning, the box had
disappeared but Mrs Ramsay
was sure
that the kidnapper would keep his word. Sure
enough, Rastus arrived
punctually at
seven o'clock that evening. He looked very well,
though he was rather
thirsty, for he
drank half a bottle of milk. The police were
astounded when Mrs
Ramsay told them
what she had
done. She
explained that Rastus was very dear to her.
Considering the amount she
paid, he was
dear in more ways than one!
Lesson20
Pioneer pilots
In 1908 Lord
Northcliffe offered a prize of &1000 to the first
man who would fly
across the English
Channel. Over a year passed before the first
attempt was made. On
July 19th, 1909,
in the early morning, Hubert Latham took off from
the French coast
in his plane the
'Antoinette IV'. He
had
travelled only seven miles across the Channel when
his engine failed and he
was forced to
land on the sea. The 'Antoinette' floated on the
water until Latham was
picked up by a
ship.
Two days later, Louis
Bleriot arrived near Calais with a plane called
'No. XI'.
Bleriot had been making
planes since 1905 and this was his latest model. A
week
before, he had completed a
successful overland flight during which he covered
twenty-six miles. Latham, however did
not give up easily. He, too, arrived near Calais
on the same day with a new 'Antonette'.
It looks as if there would be an exciting race
across the Channel. Both planes were
going to take off on July 25th, but Latham
failed to get up early enough. After
making a short test flight at 4.15 a.m., Bleriot
set
off half an hour later. His great
flight lasted thirty seven minutes. When he landed
near Dover, the first person to greet
him was a local policeman. Latham made another
attempt a week later and got within
half a mile of Dover, but he was unlucky again.
His engine failed and he landed on the
sea for the second time.
Lesson21 Daniel Mendoza
Boxing matches were very popular in
England two hundred years ago. In those days,
boxers
fought with bare fists for Prize
money. Because of this, they were known as 'prize-
fighters'.
However, boxing was very
crude, for there were no rules and a prize-fighter
could be seriously
injured or even
killed during a match.
One
of the most colourful figures in boxing history
was Daniel Mendoza who was born in 1764.
The use of gloves was not introduced
until 1860 when the Marquis of Queensberry drew up
the
first set Of rules. Though he was
technically a prize-fighter, Mendoza did much to
change crude
prize-fighting into a
sport, for he brought science to the game. In his
day, Mendoza enjoyed
tremendous
popularity. He was adored by rich and poor alike.
Mendoza rose to fame swiftly after
a
boxing-match when he was only fourteen years old.
This attracted the attention of Richard
Humphries who was then the most eminent
boxer in England. He offered to train Mendoza and
his
young pupil was quick to learn. In
fact, Mendoza soon became so successful that
Humphries
turned against him. The two
men quarrelled bitterly and it was clear that the
argument could only
be settled by a
fight. A match was held at Stilton where both men
fought for an hour. The public
bet a
great deal of money on Mendoza, but he was
defeated. Mendoza met Humphries in the ring
on a later occasion and he lost for a
second time. It was not until his third match in
1790 that he
finally beat Humphries and
became Champion of England. Meanwhile, he founded
a highly
successful Academy and even
Lord Byron became one of his pupils. He earned
enormous sums of
money and was paid as
much as &100 for a single appearance. Despite
this, he was so extravagant
that he was
always in debt. After he was defeated by a boxer
called Gentleman Jackson, he was
quickly forgotten. He was sent to
prison for failing to pay his debts and died in
poverty in 1836.
Lesson22 By heart
Some plays are so successful that they
run for years on end. In many ways, this is
unfortunate
for the poor actors who are
required to go on repeating the same lines night
after night. One would
expect them to
know their parts by heart and never have cause to
falter. Yet this is not always the
case.
A famous actor in a
highly successful play was once cast in the role
of an aristocrat who had
been
imprisoned in the Bastille for twenty years. In
the last act, a gaoler would always come on to
the stage with a letter which he would
hand to the prisoner. Even though the noble was
expected
to read the letter at each
performance, he always insisted that it should be
written out in full. One
night, the
gaoler decided to play a joke on his colleague to
find out if, after so many performances,
he had managed to learn the contents of
the letter by heart. The curtain went up on the
final act of
the play and revealed the
aristocrat sitting alone behind bars in his dark
cell. Just then, the gaoler
appeared
with the precious letter in his hands. He entered
the cell and presented the letter to the
aristocrat. But the copy he gave him
had not been written out in full as usual. It was
simply a
blank sheet of paper. The
gaoler looked on eagerly, anxious to see if his
fellow-actor had at last
learnt his
lines. The noble stared at the blank sheet of
paper for a few seconds. Then, squinting his
eyes, he said: 'The light is dim. Read
the letter to me.' And he promptly handed the
sheet of paper
to the gaoler. Finding
that he could not remember a word of the letter
either, the gaoler replied:
'The light
is indeed dim, sire. I must get my glasses.' With
this, he hurried off the stage. Much to
the aristocrat's amusement, the gaoler
returned a few moments later with a pair of
glasses and the
usual copy of the
letter which he proceeded to read to the prisoner.
Lesson23 One man’s meat is
another man’s poison
People
become quite illogical when they try to decide
what can be eaten and what cannot be
eaten. If you lived in the
Mediterranean, for instance, you would consider
octopus a great delicacy.
You would not
be able to understand why some people find it
repulsive. On the other hand, your
stomach would turn at the idea of
frying potatoes in animal fat-- the normally
accepted practice in
many northern
countries. The sad truth is that most of us have
been brought up to eat certain foods
and we stick to them all our lives.
No creature has received more praise
and abuse than the common garden snail. Cooked in
wine,
snails are a great luxury in
various parts of the world. There are countless
people who, ever since
their early
years, have learned to associate snails with food.
My friend, Robert, lives in a country
where snails are despised. As his flat
is in a large town, he has no garden of his own.
For years he
has been asking me to
collect snails from my garden and take them to
him. The idea never
appealed to me very
much, but one day, after a heavy shower, I
happened to be walking in my
garden
when I noticed a huge number of snails taking a
stroll on some of my prize plants. Acting
on a sudden impulse, I collected
several dozen, put them in a paper bag, and took
them to Robert.
Robert was delighted to
see me and equally pleased with my little gift. I
left the bag in the
hall and Robert and
I went into the living-room
where we talked for a couple of hours. I had
forgotten all about the snails when
Robert suddenly said that I must stay to dinner.
Snails would,
of course, be the main
dish. I did not fancy the idea and I reluctantly
followed Robert out of the
room. To our
dismay, we saw that there were snails everywhere:
they had escaped from the paper
bag and
had taken complete possession of the hall! I have
never been able to look at a snail since
then.
Lesson24 A skeleton in the
cupboard
We often read in
novels how a seemingly respectable person or
family has some terrible secret
which
has been concealed from strangers for years. The
English language possesses a vivid saying
to describe this sort of situation. The
terrible secret is called 'a skeleton in the cup
board '. At some
dramatic moment in the
story the terrible secret becomes known and a
reputation is ruined. The
reader's hair
stands on end when he reads in the final pages of
the novel that the heroine, a dear
old
lady who had always been so kind to everybody,
had, in her youth, poisoned every one of her
five husbands.
It is all very well for such things to
occur in fiction. To varying degrees, we all have
secrets
which we do not want even our
closest friends to learn, but few of us have
skeletons in the
cupboard. The only
person I know who has a skeleton in the cupboard
is George Carlton, and he is
very proud
of the fact. George studied medicine in his youth.
Instead of becoming a doctor,
however,
he became a successful writer of detective
stories. I once spent an uncomfortable
week-end which I shall never forget at
his house. George showed me to the guestroom
which, he
said, was rarely used. He
told me to unpack my things and then come down to
dinner. After I had
stacked my shirts
and underclothes in two empty drawers, I decided
to hang in the cupboard one
of the two
suits I had brought with me. I opened the cupboard
door and then stood in front of it
petrified. A skeleton was dangling
before my eyes. The sudden movement of the door
made it
sway slightly and it gave me
the impression that it was about to leap out at
me. Dropping my suit,
I dashed
downstairs to tell George. This was worse than 'a
terrible secret'; this was a real skeleton !
But George was unsympathetic. 'Oh,
that,' he said with a smile as if he were talking
about an old
friend. 'That's Sebastian.
You forget that I was a medical student once upon
a time.'
Lesson25 The Cutty Sark
One of the most famous sailing ships of
the nineteenth century, the Cutty Sark, can still
be seen
at Greenwich. She stands on dry
land and is visited by thousands of people each
year. She serves
as an impressive
reminder of the great ships of the past. Before
they were replaced by steam-ships,
sailing vessels like the Cutty Sark
were used to carry tea from China and wool from
Australia.
The Cutty Sark
was one of the fastest sailing ships that has ever
been built. The only other ship to
match her was the Thermopylae. Both
these ships set out from Shanghai on June 18th,
1872 on an
exciting race to England.
This race, which went on for exactly four months,
was the last of its kind.
It marked the
end of the great tradition of ships with sails and
the beginning of a new era. The first
of the two ships to reach Java after
the race had begun was the Thermopylae, but on the
Indian
Ocean, the Cutty Sark took the
lead. It seemed certain that she would be the
first ship home, but
during the race
she had a lot of bad luck. In August, she was
struck by a very heavy storm during
which her rudder was torn away. The
Cutty Sark rolled from side to side and it became
impossible
to steer her. A temporary
rudder was made on board from spare planks and it
was fitted with great
difficulty. This
greatly reduced the speed of the ship, for there
was danger that if she travelled too
quickly, this rudder would be torn away
as well. Because of this, the Cutty Sark lost her
lead. After
crossing the equator , the
captain called in at a port to have a new rudder
fitted, but by now the
Thermopylae was
over five hundred miles ahead. Though the new
rudder was fitted at tremendous
speed,
it was impossible for the Cutty Sark to win. She
arrived in England a week after the
Thermopylae. Even this was remarkable,
considering that she had had so many delays. There
is no
doubt that if she had not lost
her rudder she would have won the race
easily.
Lesson26 Wanted: a
large biscuit tin
No one can
avoid being influenced by advertisements. Much as
we may pride
ourselves on our good
taste, we are no longer free to choose the things
we want, for
advertising exerts a
subtle influence on us. In their efforts to
persuade us to buy this or
that
product, advertisers have made a close study of
human nature and have classified
all
our little weaknesses. Advertisers discovered
years ago that all of us love to get
something for nothing. An advertisement
which begins with the
magic
word FREE can rarely go wrong. These days,
advertisers not only offer free
samples
but free cars, free houses, and free trips round
the world as well. They devise
hundreds
of competitions which will enable us to win huge
sums of money. Radio and
television
have made it possible for advertisers to capture
the attention of millions of
people in
this way. During a radio programme, a company of
biscuit manufacturers
once asked
listeners to bake biscuits and send them to their
factory. They offered to
pay $$2 a pound
for the biggest biscuit baked by a listener. The
response to this
competition was
tremendous. Before long, biscuits of all shapes
and sizes began
arriving at the
factory. One lady brought in a biscuit on a
wheelbarrow. It weighed
nearly 500
pounds. A little later, a man came along with a
biscuit which occupied the
whole boot
of his car. All the biscuits that were sent were
carefully weighed. The
largest was 713
pounds. It seemed certain that this would win the
prize. But just
before the competition
closed, a lorry arrived at the factory with a
truly colossal
biscuit which weighed
2400 pounds. It had been baked by a college
student who had
used over 1000 pounds
of flour, 800 pounds of sugar, 200 pounds of fat,
and 400
pounds of various other
ingredients. It was so heavy that a crane had to
be used to
remove it from the lorry.
The manufacturers had to pay more money than they
had
anticipated, for they bought the
biscuit from the student for $$4800.
Lesson27
Nothing to sell
and nothing
to buy
It has been said that
everyone lives by selling something. In the light
of this
statement, teachers live by
selling knowledge, philosophers by selling wisdom
and
priests by selling spiritual
comfort.
Though it may be
possible to measure the value of material goods in
terms of
money, it is extremely
difficult to estimate the true value of the
services which people
perform for us.
There are times when we would willingly give
everything we possess
to save our
lives, yet we might
grudge
paying a surgeon a high fee for offering us
precisely this service. The
conditions
of society are such that skills have to be paid
for in the same way that
goods are paid
for at a shop. Everyone has something to sell.
Tramps seem to be the only
exception to this general rule. Beggars almost
sell
themselves as human beings to
arouse the pity of passers-by. But real tramps are
not
beggars. They have nothing to sell
and require nothing from others. In seeking
independence, they do not sacrifice
their human dignity. A tramp may ask you for
money, but he will never ask you to
feel sorry for him. He has deliberately chosen to
lead the life he leads and is fully
aware of the consequences He, may never be sure
where the next meal is coming from, but
he is free from the thousands of anxieties
which afflict other people. His few
material possession make it possible for him to
move from place to place with ease- By
having to sleep in the open, he gets far closer
to the world of nature than most of us
ever do. He may hunt, beg, or steal occasionally
to keep himself alive; he may even in
times of real need, do a little work; but he will
never sacrifice his freedom. We often
speak of tramps with contempt and put them in
the same class as beggars, but how many
of us can honestly say that we have not felt a
little envious of their simple way of
life and their freedom from care?
Lesson28 Five
pounds too dear
Small boats
loaded with wares sped to the great liner as she
was entering the
harbour. Before she
had anchored, the men from the boats had climbed
on board and
the decks were soon
covered with colourful rugs from Persia, silks
from India, copper
coffee pots, and
beautiful hand-made silver-ware. It was difficult
not to be tempted.
Many of the tourists
on board had begun bargaining with the tradesmen,
but I decided
not to buy anything until
I had disembarked. I had no sooner got off the
ship than I
was assailed by a man who
wanted to sell me a diamond ring. I had no
intention of
buying one, but I could
not conceal the fact that I was impressed by the
size of the
diamonds. Some of them were
as big as marbles. The man went to great lengths
to
prove that the diamonds were real.
As we were walking past a shop, he held a
diamond firmly against the window and
made a deep impression in the glass. It took
me over half an hour to get rid of
him.
The next man to
approach me was selling expensive pens and
watches. I examined
one of the pens
closely. It certainly looked genuine. At the base
of the gold cap, the
words 'made in the
U.S.A.' had been neatly inscribed. The man said
that the pen was
worth &10, but as a
special favour, he would let me have it for &8. I
shook my head
and held up a finger
indicating that I was willing to
pay a pound. Gesticulating wildly, the
man acted as if he found my offer
outrageous, but he eventually reduced
the price to &3. Shrugging my shoulders, I
began to walk away when, a moment
later, he ran after me and thrust the pen into my
hands. Though he kept throwing up his
arms in despair, he readily accepted the pound
I gave him. I felt especially pleased
with my wonderful bargain--until I got back to the
ship. No matter how hard I tried, it
was impossible to fill this beautiful pen with ink
and to this day it has never written a
single word !
lesson29 Funny or not?
Whether we find a joke funny or not
largely depends on where we have been
brought up. The sense of humour is
mysteriously bound up with national
characteristics. A Frenchman, for
instance, might find it hard to laugh at a Russian
joke. In the same way, a Russian might
fail to see anything amusing in a joke which
would make an Englishman laugh to
tears.
Most funny stories
are based on comic situations. In spite of
national differences,
certain funny
situations have a universal appeal. No matter
where you live, you would
find it
difficult not to laugh at, say, Charlie Chaplin's
early films. However, a new
type of
humour, which stems largely from America, has
recently come into fashion. It
is
cal1ed' sick humour '. Comedians base their jokes
on tragic situations like violent
death
or serious accidents. Many people find this sort
of joke distasteful. The
following
example of 'sick humour' will enable you to judge
for yourself.
A man who had
broken his right leg was taken to hospital a few
weeks before
Christmas. From the moment
he arrived there, he kept on pestering his doctor
to tell
him when he would be able to go
home. He dreaded having to spend Christmas in
hospital. Though the doctor did his
best, the patient's recovery was slow. On
Christmas day, the man still had his
right leg in plaster. He spent
a miserable day in bed thinking of all
the fun he was missing. The following day,
however, the doctor consoled him by
telling him that his chances of being able to
leave hospital in time for New Year
celebrations were good. The man took heart and,
sure enough, on New Year's Eve he was
able to hobble along to a party. To
compensate for his unpleasant
experiences in hospital, the man drank a little
more
than was good for him. In the
process, he enjoyed himself thoroughly and kept
telling
everybody how much he hated
hospitals. He was still mumbling something about
hospitals at the end of the party when
he slipped on a piece of ice and broke his left
leg.
Lesson30 The death of a
ghost
For years villagers
believed that Endley farm was haunted. The farm
was owned by
two brothers, Joe and Bert
Cox. They employed a few farm hands, but no one
was
willing to work there long. Every
time a worker gave up his job, he told the same
story. Farm labourers said that they
always woke up to find the work had been done
overnight. Hay had been cut and cow
sheds had been cleaned. A farm worker, who
stayed up all night, claimed to have
seen a figure cutting corn in the
moonlight. In time, it became an
accepted fact that the Cox brothers employed a
conscientious ghost that did most of
their work for them.
No one
suspected that there might be someone else on the
farm who had never been
seen. This was
indeed the case. A short time ago, villagers were
astonished to learn
that the ghost of
Endley had died. Everyone went to the funeral, for
the 'ghost' was
none other than Eric
Cox, a third brother who was supposed to have died
as a young
man. After the funeral, Joe
and Bert revealed
a secret
which they had kept for over forty years. Eric had
been the eldest son of the
family. He
had been obliged to join the army during the first
World War. As he hated
army life he
decided to desert his regiment. When he learnt
that he would be sent
abroad, he
returned to the farm and his farther hid him until
the end of the war.
Fearing the
authorities, Eric remained in hiding after the war
as well. His father told
everybody that
Eric had been killed in action. The only other
people who knew the
secret were Joe and
Bert. They did not even tell their wives. When
their father died,
they thought it
their duty to keep Eric in hiding. All these
years, Eric had lived as a
recluse
(隐遁者
,
寂寞者)
. He used to sleep
during the day and work at night, quite
unaware of the fact that he had become
the ghost of Endley. When he died, however,
his brothers found it impossible to
keep the secret any longer.
Lesson31 A lovable eccentric
True eccentrics never deliberately set
out to draw attention to themselves. They
disregard social conventions without
being conscious that they are doing anything
extraordinary. This invariably wins
them the love and respect of others, for they add
colour to the dull routine of everyday
life.
Up to the time of his
death, Richard Colson was one of the most notable
figures in
our town. He was a shrewd
and wealthy business-man, but the ordinary town-
folk
hardly knew anything about this
side of his life. He was known to us all as Dickie
and
his eccentricity had become
legendary long before he died. Dickie disliked
snobs(
势
利小人
)
intensely. Though he owned a large car, he hardly
ever used it, preferring
always to go
on foot. Even when it was raining heavily, he
refused to carry an
umbrella. One day,
he walked into an expensive shop after having been
caught in a
particularly
heavy shower. He wanted to buy a &300
fur coat for his wife, but he
was in
such a bedraggled condition that an assistant
refused to serve him. Dickie left
the
shop without a word and returned carrying a large
cloth bag. As it was extremely
heavy,
he dumped it on the counter. The assistant asked
him to leave, but Dickie paid
no
attention to him and requested to see the manager.
Recognizing who the customer
was, the
manager was most apologetic and 'reprimanded the
assistant severely. When
Dickie was
given the fur coat, he presented the assistant
with the cloth bag. It
contained &300
in pennies. He insisted on the assistant's
counting the money before
he left
72,000 pennies in all! On another occasion, he
invited a number of important
critics
to see his private collection of modern paintings.
This exhibition received a
great deal
of attention in the press, for though the pictures
were supposed to be the
work of famous
artists, they had in fact been painted by Dickie.
It took him four years
to stage this
elaborate joke simply to prove that critics do not
always know what they
are talking
about.
Lesson32 A lost ship
The salvage operation had been a
complete failure. The small ship, Elkor, which
had been searching the Barents Sea for
weeks, was on its way home. A radio message
from the mainland had been received by
the ship's captain instructing him to give up
the search. The captain knew that
another attempt would be made later, for the
sunken
ship he was trying to find had
been carrying a precious cargo of gold bullion.
Despite the message, the
captain of the Elkor decided to try once more. The
sea-bed
was scoured with powerful nets
and there was tremendous excitement on board when
a chest was raised from the bottom.
Though the crew were at first under the
impression that the lost ship had been
found, the contents of the sea-chest proved
them wrong. What they had in fact found
was a ship which had been sunk many years
before. The chest contained the
personal belongings of a seaman, Alan Fielding.
There were books, clothing and
photographs, together with letters which the
seaman
had once received from his wife.
The captain of the Elkor ordered his men to
salvage
as much as possible from the
wreck. Nothing of value was found, but the
numerous
items which were brought to
the surface proved to be of great interest. From a
heavy
gun that was raised, the captain
realized that the ship must have been a cruiser.
In
another sea-chest, which contained
the belongings of a ship's officer, there was an
unfinished letter which had been
written on March 14th, 1943. The captain learnt
from the letter that the name of the
lost ship was the Karen. The most valuable find of
all was the ship's log book, parts of
which it was still possible to read. From this the
captain was able to piece together all
the information that had come to light. The
Karen had been sailing in a convoy to
Russia when she was torpedoed by an enemy
submarine. This was later confirmed by
a naval official at the Ministry of Defence
after the Elkor had returned home. All
the items that were found were sent to the War
Museum.
Lesson33 A day to
remember
We have all
experienced days when everything goes wrong. A day
may begin well
enough, but suddenly
everything seems to get out of control. What
invariably happens
is that a great
number of things choose to go wrong at precisely
the same moment. It
is as if a single
unimportant event set up a chain of reactions. Let
us suppose that you
are preparing a
meal and keeping an eye on the baby at the same
time. The telephone
rings and this
marks the prelude to an unforeseen series
of
catastrophes. While you
are on the phone, the baby pulls the table-cloth
off the
table smashing half your best
crockery and cutting himself in the process. You
hang
up hurriedly and attend to baby,
crockery, etc. Meanwhile, the meal gets burnt. As
if
this were not enough to reduce you
to tears, your husband arrives, unexpectedly
bringing three guests to
dinner.
Things can go wrong
on a big scale as a number of people recently
discovered in
Parramatta, a suburb of
Sydney. During the rush hour one evening two cars
collided
and both drivers began to
argue. The woman immediately behind the two cars
happened to be a learner. She suddenly
got into a panic and stopped her car. This
made the driver following her brake
hard. His wife was sitting beside him holding a
large cake. As she was thrown forward,
the cake went right through the windscreen
and landed on the road. Seeing a cake
flying through the air, a lorry-driver who was
drawing up alongside the car, pulled up
all of a sudden. The lorry was loaded with
empty beer bottles and hundreds of them
slid off the back of the vehicle and on to the
road. This led to yet another angry
argument. Meanwhile, the traffic piled up behind.
It took the police nearly an hour to
get the traffic on the move again. In the
meantime,
the lorry- driver had to
sweep up hundreds of broken bottles. Only two
stray dogs
benefited from all this
confusion, for they greedily devoured what was
left of the cake.
It was just one of
those days!
Lesson34 A happy
discovery
Antique shops
exert a peculiar fascination on a great many
people. The more
expensive kind of
antique shop where rare objects are beautifully
displayed in glass
cases to keep them
free from dust is usually a forbidding place. But
no one has to
muster up courage to
enter a less pretentious antique shop. There is
always hope that
in its labyrinth of
musty, dark, disordered rooms a real rarity will
be found amongst
the piles of assorted
junk that litter the floors.
No one discovers a rarity by chance. A
truly dedicated searcher for art treasures
must have patience, and above all, the
ability to recognize the worth of something
when he sees it. To do this, he must be
at least as knowledgeable as the dealer. Like a
scientist bent on making a discovery,
he must cherish the hope that one day he will be
amply rewarded.
My old friend, Frank Halliday, is just
such a person. He has often described to me
how he picked up a masterpiece for a
mere &5. One Saturday morning, Frank visited
an antique shop in my neighbourhood. As
he had never been there before, he found a
great deal to interest him. The morning
passed rapidly and Frank was about to leave
when he noticed a large packing-case
lying on the floor. The dealer told him that it
had just come in, but that he could not
be bothered to open it. Frank begged him to do
so and the dealer reluctantly prised it
open. The contents were disappointing. Apart
from an interesting-looking carved
dagger, the box was full of crockery, much of it
broken. Frank gently lifted the
crockery out of the box and suddenly noticed a
miniature Painting at the bottom of the
packing-case. As its composition and line
reminded him of an Italian painting he
knew well, he decided to buy it. Glancing at it
briefly, the dealer told him that it
was worth &5. Frank could hardly conceal his
excitement, for he knew that he had
made a real discovery. The tiny painting proved
to be an unknown masterpiece by
Correggio and was worth thousands of pounds.
Lesson35 Justice was done
The word justice is usually associated
with courts of law. We might say that justice
has been done when a man's innocence or
guilt has been proved beyond doubt. Justice
is part of the complex machinery of the
law. Those who seek it, undertake an arduous
journey and can never be sure that they
will find it. Judges, however wise or eminent,
are human and can make mistakes.
There are rare
instances when justice almost ceases to be an
abstract conception.
Reward or
punishment are out quite independent of human
interference. At such times,
justice
acts like a living force. When we use a phrase
like it serves him right, we are,
in
part, admitting that a certain set of
circumstances has enabled justice to act of its
own accord.
When a thief was caught on the premises
of a large fur store one morning, the shop
assistants must have found it
impossible to resist the temptation to say 'it
serves him
right'. The shop was an old-
fashioned one with many large, disused fireplaces
and tall,
narrow chimneys. Towards
midday, a girl heard a muffled cry coming from
behind
one of the walls. As the cry was
repeated several times, she ran to tell the
manager
who promptly rang up the fire-
brigade. The cry had certainly come from one of
the
chimneys, but as there were so many
of them, the firemen could not be certain which
one it was. They located the right
chimney by tapping at the walls and listening for
the man's cries. After chipping through
a wall which was eighteen inches thick, they
found that a man had been trapped in
the chimney. As it was extremely narrow, the
man was unable to move, but the firemen
were eventually able to free him by cutting
a huge hole in the wall. The sorry-
looking, blackened figure that emerged, at once
admitted that he had tried to break
into the shop during the night but had got stuck
in
the chimney. He had been there for
nearly ten hours. Justice had been done even
before the man was handed over to the
police.
Lesson36 A chance
in a million
We are less
credulous than we used to be In the nineteenth
century, a novelist would bring his
story to a conclusion by presenting his
readers with a series of coincidences --most of
them wildly
improbable. Readers happily
accepted the fact that an obscure maid-servant was
really the hero's
mother. A long-lost
brother, who was presumed dead, was really alive
all the time and wickedly
plotting to
bring about the hero's down- fall. And so on.
Modern readers would find such naive
solutions totally unacceptable. Yet, in
real life, circumstances do sometimes conspire to
bring
about coincidences which anyone
but a nineteenth century novelist would find
incredible.
A German taxi-driver, Franz
Bussman, recently found a brother who was thought
to have been
killed twenty years
before. While on a walking tour with his wife, he
stopped to talk to a workman.
After
they had gone on, Mrs Bussman commented on the
workman's close resemblance to her
husband and even suggested that he
might be his brother. Franz poured scorn on the
idea, pointing
out that his brother had
been killed in action during the war. Though Mrs
Bussman was fully
acquainted with this
story, she thought that there was a chance in a
million that she might be right.
A few
days later, she sent a boy to the workman to ask
him if his name was Hans Bussman,
Needless to say, the man's name was
Hans Bussman and he really was Franz's long-lost
brother.
When the brothers were re-
united, Hans explained how it was that he was
still alive. After
having been wounded
towards the end of the war, he had been sent to
hospital and was separated
from his
unit. The hospital had been bombed and Hans had
made his way back into Western
Germany
on foot. Meanwhile, his unit was lost and all
records of him had been destroyed. Hans
returned to his
family home,
but the house had been bombed and no one in the
neighbourhood knew what had
become of
the inhabitants. Assuming that his family had been
killed during an air-raid, Hans
settled
down in a Village fifty miles away where he had
remained ever since.
Lesson37 The Westhaven
Express
We have learnt to
expect that trains will be punctual. After years
of pre-conditioning, most of us
have
developed an unshakable faith in railway time-
tables. Ships may be delayed by storms; air
flights may be cancelled because of bad
weather; but trains must be on time. Only an
exceptionally heavy snow fall might
temporarily dislocate railway services. It is all
too easy to
blame the railway
authorities when something does go wrong. The
truth is that when mistakes
occur, they
are more likely to be ours than theirs.
After consulting my railway time-table,
I noted with satisfaction that there was an
express train
to Westhaven. It went
direct from my local station and the journey
lasted a mere hour and
seventeen
minutes. When I boarded the train, I could not
help noticing that a great many local
people got on as well. At the time,
this did not strike me as odd. I reflected that
there must be a
great many people
besides myself who wished to take advantage of
this excellent service. Neither
was I
surprised when the train stopped at Widley, a tiny
station a few miles along the line. Even a
mighty express train can be held up by
signals. But when the train dawdled at station
after station,
I began to wonder. It
suddenly dawned on me that this express was not
roaring down the line at
ninety miles
an hour, but barely chugging along at thirty. One
hour and seventeen minutes passed
and
we had not even covered half the distance. I asked
a passenger if this was the Westhaven
Express, but he had not even heard of
it. I determined to lodge a complaint as soon as
we arrived.
Two hours later, I was
talking angrily to the station-master at
Westhaven. When he denied the
train's
existence, I borrowed his copy of the time-table.
There was a note of triumph in my voice
when I told him that it was there in
black and white. Glancing at it briefly, he told
me to look
again. A tiny asterisk
conducted me to a footnote at the bottom of the
page. It said: 'This service
has been
suspended.'
Lesson38 The first calendar
Future historians will be in a unique
position when they come to record the history of
our own
times. They will hardly know
which facts to select from the great mass of
evidence that steadily
accumulates. What is more they will not
have to rely solely on the written word. Films,
gramophone records, and magnetic tapes
will provide them with a bewildering amount of
information. They will be able, as it
were, to see and hear us in action. But the
historian attempting
to reconstruct the
distant past is always faced with a difficult
task. He has to deduce what he can
from
the few scanty clues available. Even seemingly
insignificant remains can shed interesting
light on the history of early man.
Up to now, historians have
assumed that calendars came into being with the
advent of
agriculture, for then man was
faced with a real need to understand something
about the seasons.
Recent scientific
evidence seems to indicate that this assumption is
incorrect. Historians have long
been
puzzled by dots, lines and symbols which have been
engraved on walls, bones, and the ivory
tusk of mammoths. The nomads who made
these markings lived by hunting and fishing during
the
last Ice Age, which began about
35,000 B.C. and ended about 10,000 B.C. By
correlating
markings made in various
parts of the world, historians have been able to
read this difficult code.
They have
found that it is connected with the passage of
days and the phases of the moon. It is, in
fact, a, primitive type of calendar. It
has long been known that the hunting scenes
depicted on
walls were not simply a
form of artistic expression. They had a definite
meaning, for they were as