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儿童寓言故事及寓意
A child was careless Ramie stabbed, he rushed home and told his mother:
of this, it will thorn you. if the next time you met Ramie, to a
courageous and seize it, it will be in your hands become soft as silk, you will no longer be stabbed.
一个小孩不小心被苎麻刺了，他 急忙跑回家，告诉妈妈说：“我只轻轻地碰它一下，它就刺得我很痛。”妈妈说：“正因为如此，它才会刺你。下 次你如果再碰到苎麻，要
勇敢地一把抓住它，它就会在你的手中变得柔软如丝，不再会刺伤你了。
A build Carpenter to come forward to advocate the use of bricks as a resist material; a carpenter decided to propose to the enemy using wood is the best
method; a cobbler, stood up and said:
这是说，人们都习惯于从自身角度考虑问题，总认为自己所熟悉的东西是最好的。
It is said that people are accustomed to from their own point of view, the view that they are familiar with what is the best.
An old man was gathering
sticks in a forest.
At last he grew very tired and hopeless. He threw down all the sticks and cried out,
and take me!
As he spoke, Death appeared, and said to him,
老人与死神
有个老人在森林中砍了不少柴，十分吃力地挑着走了很远的路。
一路上他累极了，实在挑不动了，便扔下柴担，叫喊起来：“这种日子我受不了了 ，死神啊，带我走吧。”
这时，死神来了，对他说：“老头，你想做什么，我听见你叫我?”
“先生”，老人说，“您能帮忙将那担子放在我的肩上吗?”
寓意
即使生活不幸，人们仍需爱惜生命。
In the last years of the Warring States period, the State of Qin attacked the State of Wei on a large scale repeatedly and occupied large areas of land,
for the State of Wei was too weak to defend itself. In 273 B.B., the qin army launched another attack upon the State of Wei with a momentum more vigorous
than ever.
战国末期，秦国向魏国接连发动大规模的进攻，魏国无力抵抗，大片土地都被秦军占领了。到 公元前
273
年，秦国又一次向魏国出兵，势头空前猛烈。
The king of the State of Wei summoned his officials,and asked with a worried look if anyone could propose a way to defeat the Qin army. After years of chaos
caused by the wars,the officials trembled when fighting was mentioned, and no one dared to speak ofresistance. At the critical moment when a large enemy
force was bearing down upon the border, most of the offinials persuaded the king to sue for peace, at the cost of giving away to the State of Qin the large
area of land north of the Huanghe River and south of the Taihang Mountain.
魏 王把大臣们召来，愁眉苦脸地问大家有没有使秦国退兵的办法。大臣们由于经过多年的战乱，提起打仗就吓得哆嗦 ，谁也不敢谈“抵抗”二字。在这大兵压境的危急时
刻，多数大臣都劝魏王，用黄河以北和太行山以南的 大片土地为代价，向秦王求和。
However
Su
Dai,
a
counsellor,
did
not
agree.
He
hurried
up
to
the
king
and
said:
Majesty,
they
don't
think
about
the
interests
of
the
country
at
is just because they are cowardly and afraid of death that they ask you to sue for peace by betraying the country. Of course you can temperarily satisfy
the ambition of the king of the State of Qin is insatiably greedy. It will never stop assaulting us until our land is totally given away.
谋士苏代听了这些话，很不以为然，忙上前对魏王说： “大王，他们是因为自己胆小怕死，才让您去卖国求和，根本不为国家着想。您想，把大片土地割让给秦国虽然暂
时满足了秦王的野心，但秦国的欲望是无止境的，只要魏国的土地没割完，秦军就不会停止进攻我们。”
put out the fire, only to make the fire fiercer. That was because he didn't know that,instead of putting out the fire, faggots could only make it burning
more vigorously. Isn't it equivalent to carrying faggots to put out a fire if you agree to sue for peace at the cost of the land of the State of Wei?
说
到这里， 苏代讲了一个故事：从前有一个人，他的房子起火了，别人劝他快用水去浇灭大火，但他不听，偏抱起一捆柴草去 救火，是因为他不懂得柴草不但不能灭火反而能助
长火势的道理。大王若同意拿着魏国土地去求和，不就 等于抱着柴草救火吗?”
Though Su Dai's argument was very convincing, the king accepted the suggestion of those officials and gave away to the State of Qin a large area of the
land of the State of Wei. For the king of the State of Wei was cowardly and only cared for peace at the might be expected,the Qin army assaulted
the State of Wei on a large scale in 225 B.C.,surrounding the capital city Daliang and flooding it by digging open the dykes of the Huanghe State
of Wei was finally destroyed by the State of story appears in the Historical Records Written by Sima Qian.
尽管苏代讲得头头是道，但是胆小的魏王只顾眼前的太平，还是依大 臣们的意见把魏国大片土地割让给秦国。到公元
225
年，果然秦军又向魏国大举进攻，包围了 国都大
梁，掘开黄河大堤让洪水淹没了大梁城，魏国终于被秦国灭掉了。
寓
意
The set phrase
成语“抱薪救火”比喻用错误的方法去消灭祸害，结果反而使祸害扩大。
Once in the Three Kingdoms Period (220-280), the duke of the Wei, Cao Rui, planed to select a very capable man to work for him. He said to his ministers:
'When choosing a talented person, always beware of one with a false reputation. A false reputation is just like a picture of a cake; it can' t ease hunger.'
三国时代魏国的皇帝曹睿，准备选拔一 个有才能的人到朝廷来做官。曹睿对他的大臣说：“选择人才，不能光找有虚名的人。虚名好像是画的一块饼，只 能看，不能解决肚
子饥饿的问题啊!”
寓意
后来人们就用“画饼充饥”这个成语比喻用空想安慰自己，不能解决实际问题。
Later, this idiom came to be used to mean comforting oneself with unrealistic thoughts, without solving practical problems.
Fisherman who dragnet, feel very heavy, they danced for joy, thinking that this suddenly catch a lot of fish.
渔夫们拉网时
,
觉得很沉重
,
他 们高兴得手舞足蹈
,
以为这一下子捕到了许多的鱼。
the network pulled the shore, network full of stones and other things, not a fish.
哪知把网拉到岸边
,
网里却满是石头和别的东西
,
没有一 条鱼。
They are very Yusang, did not catch fish inverted worth mentioning at all uncomfortable with the fact that they expected the opposite is true.
他们十分懊丧
,< br>没捕到鱼倒也罢
,
难受的是事实与他们所预想的正好相反。
One of them elderly fisherman said:
the pain a little bit.
他们中一 个年老的渔夫说道:“朋友们
,
别难过
,
快乐总与痛苦在一起
,她们如同一对姐妹。我们预先快乐过了
,
现在不得不忍受到一点点痛苦。”
寓
意
The story is that life is happening, as sometimes sunnyskies will suddenly urmoil, not because of setbacks and frustration.
这故事是说
,
人生变化万千
,
正如有时晴朗的天空会突然 发生风暴
,
不要因挫折而苦恼。
The Fawn and His Father
小鹿与他的父亲
A young fawn once said to his Father,
O Father! do the hounds frighten
有一天，小鹿对公鹿说道，“父 亲，你怎么还怕狗呢
?
你比他高大，比他跑得更快，而
且还有很大的角用于自卫。”
you so?
a single dog I feel ready to faint, and fly away as fast as I can.
公鹿笑着说：“孩儿，你说得都对， 可我只知道一点，一听到狗的叫声，我就会不由自主地立刻逃跑。”
寓
意
激励那些天生胆小、软弱的人毫无用处。
No arguments will give courage to the coward.
Story 1
Three Good Friends
One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid an
d falls into the river. He can’t swim. He shouts.
The rabbit hears
him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is
very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are
very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, t
hree of them become good friends.
故事一
三个好朋友
一天，一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来 。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴
子。 幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此 他们成了好朋友。
Story 2
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
故事二
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“
昨天给你的钱干什么了？
”
“
我给了一个可怜的老太婆，
”
他回答说。
“
你 真是个好孩子，
”
妈妈骄傲地说。
“
再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太 那么感兴趣呢？
”
“
她是个卖糖果的。
”
Story 3 Spring in the Green Season
Spring is coming. Spring is the first season of the year. In China, spring comes in February. It is still cold, but it is getting warmer and warmer. The days get longer and longer. The
leaves on the trees begin to turn green. Then they come up green leaves in the spring wind on the ground.
Spring is also sowing time season.
故事三
春天来了，春天是每年的第一个季节。在中国，春天二月来临，那时候还是很冷，但是会运来月暖和，白昼悦来 越长。树上的叶子开始变绿，沐浴着大地春风长出了嫩芽。
春天也播种的季节。
Story 4
Look for a Friend
Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish ha
s eight legs. He doesn’t look like Sam.
So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he
sees a round fish. She says to
him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?”
Sam answers: “Of course! But you are round. I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.”
Sam thinks and says, “You are right. Let’s be friends.” They become good friends.
故事四：
找朋友
塞姆是一条小鱼，他在海里。他生在海里。他很孤独，想要找一个朋友，那个朋友 看起来要想他。
塞姆看见一条墨鱼。墨鱼有
8
条腿，看上去不像塞姆。因此 塞姆游走了。
塞姆遇见一条鲨鱼。他想跟鲨鱼问好。鲨鱼张开大嘴，塞姆有迅速地逃走了。
< br>塞姆又累又饿，他要休息一会儿。这时他看见一条圆鱼，圆鱼对他说：
“
你好！你愿意做 我的朋友吗？
”
塞姆回答：
“
好哇！可你是圆形的，我是扁的。< br>”
圆鱼说：
“
但是我们俩都是鱼啊！
”
塞姆思考后 说：
“
你讲得对，让我们做朋友吧。
”
他们就成为好朋友了。
Story 5
The Hippo and I
A hippo lives in the zoo. I like him very much. I often go to see him. He often thinks of me, too. Today is Sunday. It is fine day. I go to see him again. After I leave the zoo, he follows me to
my house. I give him lettuce, cabbages, bananas, apples and other food. He eats them up. When I sing songs, he stays in the pool. He is as quite as a rabbit.
In the evening, he jumps onto my bed with me. My mum tells him to go home. He has to pack his bag and go back to the zoo. My mum lets me see him every week.
故事
5
我与河马
河马住在动物园里，我很喜欢他。他经常去看它，他也经常想我。
今天是星期日，是个好天气，我又一次去看望它。在我离开动物园之后 ，他跟随到我的家。我给他莴苣、生菜、香蕉、苹果和其他食物。他都吃了。
当我唱歌是，它待在水池里，像兔子一样安静。
晚上，他跳到床上同我睡觉在一起睡。
妈妈要它回家。它不得不背起包回到动物园。妈妈允许我每周去看它。
Story 6 What Animals are the sea?
There are all kinds of animals in the sea. Look!
They are coming.
This is an octopus. The octopus is spraying ink.
This is a shark. The shark has sharp teeth.
This is a whale. The whale shoots water into the air.
This is a sea turtle. The sea turtle has a hard shell.
These are starfishes. The starfishes have five legs.
These are angelfishes. The angelfishes have beautiful colors.
This is a lobster. The lobster has strong claws.
This is a jellyfish. The jellyfish has a soft body.
They are different. But all of them live in the sea.
故事
6
海里有什么动物
在海洋里有各种各样的动物。
看！他们过来了。
这时一条章鱼，章鱼在喷墨。
这是一条鲨鱼，鲨鱼有锐利的牙齿。
这是一只鲸鱼，鲸把水喷射到空中。
这时一直海龟，海龟有坚硬的壳。
这些是海星，海星有五条腿。
这些是扁蛟鱼，扁姣鱼有美丽的花纹。
这是一只龙虾，龙虾有强壮的爪子。
这是一个水母，水母有一个柔软的身体。
他们各不相同，但他们都居住在海洋里。
Story 7
naughty Monkey
It’s very hot.. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man’s nose.
The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly.
The fly comes back again and sits on the old man’s nose again. The monkey chases it away again and again
.
This happens five or six times. The monkey is very angry. He jumps up, runs to the garden and picks up a large stone.
When the fly sits on the old man’s nose again, the monkey hits it hard with the stone.
He kills the fly and breaks the old man’s n
ose.
故事
7
调皮的猴子
天气很热。一位老人在椅子上睡着了。
一只苍蝇飞来落在老人的鼻子上。
老人有一只顽皮的猴子。猴子在追打苍蝇。
苍蝇再次飞落在老人的鼻子上，猴子一再追打苍蝇。
这样往返了五六次，猴子很生气。
他跳着跑到花园，捡起一块大石头。
当苍蝇再次落在老人的鼻子上时，猴子用石头击中老人的鼻子上的苍蝇。
他砸死了苍蝇也打破了老人的鼻子。
Story 8 A Beautiful Doll
Tina is a lovely girl. She has a lot of dolls. One of these dolls is very beautiful. She has long blond hair and wears a white dress. The little girl likes her very
much. She called her “Sandy”.
You would forget all the sad things and become happy when you see her.
Tina tried to teach Sandy to speak, but she failed. When she is free, Tina always made clothed for her. When she is unhappy or met with some difficulties, Tina talked to her, because they
are close friends. What a lovely girl she is
！
Do you like it, too
？
故事
8
漂亮的洋娃娃
缇娜是一个可爱的女孩，
她有许多洋娃娃。其中有个是很没得：她有着金色的长发， 穿着一件白色的连衣裙。小女孩非常喜欢它，因此，
小女孩叫她
“
桑迪”
。当你看到
它的时候就会高兴，会忘记所有不开心的事。
缇娜试着教桑迪说话，可她失败了。
当缇娜空闲时，她时常会 桑迪缝衣服。当她遇到不快乐的事或碰倒困难的时候，缇娜中哦你对它倾述，因为他们是亲密的朋友。多
么可爱的一个女孩啊！
你也喜欢它吗？
Story 9
It’s Good to Walk
A group of penguins at a zoo in Japan
take a walk to lose weight. Every day, 15 king penguins there walk 500 meters twice. “Just like human, penguins don’t exercis
e much during winter.
They become fat easily,” says a zookeeper.
故事
9
散步有益
在日本的一个动物园里一群企鹅在散步减肥。哪里的
15
只金企 鹅媒体散步两次，每次
500
米。
动物园工作人员说：
“
和人类一样，企鹅冬天不怎么运动，容易发胖。
”
Story 10 The Panda in China
A panda looks like a little bear. It has black and white fur. It lives only in China, so it is called the national treasure of China and protected by the law.
We all see panda on TV or in the zoo. They look stupid and walk slowly, but they are lovely and everyone likes them.
A panda is lucky animal. We Chinese like it, and people of the world like it, too. Now there are China’s pandas in many other
countries, such as Japan and the USA…
A panda is
n’t a common animal, it is bridge of friendship.
故事
10
中国熊猫
熊猫看起来好像一只小熊。它的皮毛是黑白相间。
它只居住在中国，因此，它是中国的国宝，受到国家法律的保护。
我们在电视上或在动物园里能看到熊猫。他们看起来显得很笨的样子，走起来很缓慢，但很可爱，大家都很喜 欢它们。
熊猫是个吉祥的动物。中国人民喜欢它，世界人民也喜欢它。 现在许多国家都有中国的熊猫，如，日本、美国
……
熊猫不是一种普通的动物，而是一座友谊的桥梁。
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Story 11
My “Cock” Clock
Hello! My name is Dongdong. Do you know I have a nice clock? It is a beautiful clock. It is in my bedroom. In mfact it is an alarm clock. The big and round body is made of plastics and
the clock is set in it. There is a red comb on its head. When you want to adjust time, you just need to press the comb. T
hen “clock” will wake up on time. At that time the “clock” will say:
“WO! WO! WO!” It’s time for you to get up! And its eyes can also give out light at the same time. It is a very beautiful and
useful clock, so I like it very much.
故事
11
我的
“
公鸡
”
闹钟
你好！ 我的名字叫东东。我知道我有一台好看的闹钟。它是一台漂亮的钟。钟的上部有红色的冠子。当你想要调整时间时 ，按下头上的红冠子就可以调节时间。那时
“
钟
”
将
按时醒来。到时 候
“
公鸡
”
就会
“
喔、喔、喔
”
地叫，该 起床了。而且叫是眼睛还会发光。
它是一只好看又有用的钟，我很喜欢它。
Story12
A Clever Farmer
Uncle Sam doesn’t like farmer. He thinks they are very foolish and only know work on the farm.
One winter morning, the sun is shining. Uncle Sam sits on the step of his house. At that moment, a farmer with a map in his hand comes to him.
Farmer
：
Excuse me, Uncle. Can you tell me know to get to the hospital, please?
Uncle Sam: Lie down in the mi
ddle of the street and you’ll soon be at a hospital.
Farmer Please set an example to me.
Uncle Sam: I think you come to our city at the first time. It’s much more beautiful than the field. Is that right?
Farmer: Yes, uncle. But it is built on the field.
Uncle Sam’s face turns red.
故事
12
聪明的农民
山姆大叔不喜欢农民。他认为他们很愚蠢只会在农 场干活。一个冬天的早晨，阳光明媚，山姆大叔坐在门前的石阶上。这时，一个农民手拿地图向他走来。
农民：请问，大叔，去医院的路怎么走？
山姆大叔
:
你躺在街当中，很快就会在医院的。
农民：请你做一个示范。
山姆大叔：我想你是第一次进城吧，城市比你那块地漂亮多了，是吧？
农民：是的，大叔，但城市是建在地之上的。
山姆大叔脸红了。
Story 13 Where Is the Hat?
Jack is a little goose. He has a lovely hat. He likes wearing it very much. But when he sits, his hat can’t stay on his head.
He puts his hat down and begins to play game with the hat. When he gets tired of the game, things are not the same.
He c
an’t find his hat. Where is it? Jack thinks hard. He looks up and down, and walks here and there. He can’t find his hat yet.
At this time, his mother comes in. As soon as she sees Jack, she cries, “Oh, my dear! Don’t be foolish. Your hat is on your head.”
Jack feels very foolish. He doesn’t want to wear his hat on his head.
故事
13
帽子在哪里？
杰克是一只小鹅。 它有一顶可爱的帽子，他非常喜欢戴它。当它坐着时，他的帽子总是戴着头上。
它脱下它的帽子并开始用帽子玩游戏。当它玩累时，事情就不是那样了。
它没有找到他的帽子。它在哪里？杰克仔细想。
它上下看了看，到处找了找，还是没有找到它的帽子。
这时，它的母亲走 进来，当她看到杰克就喊道：
“
啊！亲爱的，你真笨，帽子在你的头上。
”
杰克感到自己很愚蠢。它不像戴那顶帽子了。
Story 14
Two dogs
A man has two dogs: a hound and a housedog. He trains the hound to help him hurt and teaches the housedog to watch the house.
When he returns home after a day’s hunt, he always gives
the house-dog some meat. Th
e hound feels very angry. He says unhappily to the housedog, “Where I work very hard outside, you share my food.” “Don’t blam
e me, my friend. You should
blame the master. He doesn’t teach me to hurt, but to share other’s food,” the housedog answers.
Don’t
blame children for the mistakes of their parent
故事
14
两只狗
有一个人养了两条狗：一条是猎犬，一条是看家狗。他训练猎狗帮他打猎，教看家狗守家。当 猎人打了一天猎回家后，总要分给看家狗一些肉，猎狗对此很生气。它不高兴
地对看家狗说道：
“
我在外边追捕猎物十分辛苦，而你在家什么都不做，但你却分享我的食物。
”
看家狗 回答道：
“
不要责怪我，我的朋友。你应该去责备主人。他不教我打猎，
却只教我分享 别人的食物。
”
不要因为父母的错误而去责备孩子。
Story 15
The Sports Meeting in the Forest
There are many animals in the forest. Today is a fine day. Animals are having a sport meeting.
Monkey, Fox, Panda, Rabbit and Bear are running. Look! Rabbit is the first. Fox and Monkey are the second. Bear is the
third. The other animals are shouting, “Bear! Come on! Bear!
Come on!” And look there, Duck and Pig are doing high jump. Pig is too fat, he can’t jump very high. So Duck is the champion.
Here! Cat and Squirrel are climbing a tree. Cat is ill. So he
is the last, but he does his best.
This sports meeting is wonderful. The animals are very happy!
故事
15
森林运动会
森林里有很多动物。
今天天气晴朗，小动物要举行运动会。小猴子，狐狸，兔子和小熊在赛跑。看！小兔子得了第一，狐狸和猴子得 了第二，小熊得了第三。小动物们都在叫喊：
“
小熊，加油！
小熊，加油！
”
看那儿，小鸭和小猪在比赛跳高。小猪太胖了，成绩不太理想，所有小鸭得了冠军。看这里！小猫和小松 鼠在比赛爬树，小猫生病了，没能拿冠军，但它全力
以赴了。
运动会可真棒，小动物们多开心啊！
Story 16 Big Ben
Big Ben is not the name of a man. It is a name of the clock. It is in London. London is the capital city of England. The big clock has four faces. So no matter where you stand, you can
read the face of the clock. The hands are about four meter long.
If you go to London, you may want to visit the house of the Parliament. In that place you will find Big Ben sits at the top of the clock tower in the House of the Parliament. The big clock
makes a ver
y loud noise. “Ding dong. Ding dong”
- the clock strikes every quarter of an hour.
故事
16
大本钟
大本钟不是一个人的名字，它是钟的名字，它在 伦敦。伦敦是英国的首都。大本钟有四个面，因此无论站在什么方面，你都能见到钟面。大本钟的指南针大约4
米长。
如果你去伦敦，你可能想要参观以后大厦。在那 个地方你会找到坐落在英国议会大厦钟楼的大本钟。大本钟的声音很大，
“
叮咚，叮咚
”
，每
15
分钟敲一次。
Story 17
The Bathing Boy
One day, Tom is bathing in a river. He doesn’t swim well and will be drown. He calls out loud for help. A man is just passing
by. He doesn’t help the boy, but stands by and says to him.
“How imprudent you are! It is dangerous to bath in the river.” “Oh, yes sir,” cries the boy, “ Please help me out and scold me afterward.”
Counsel without help is useless.
故事
17
洗澡的男孩
有一天，汤姆在河里洗澡。他不太会游 泳。眼看就要被淹死，他大声呼喊救命。有个人正好从旁边经过，他没有帮助小男孩，却是站在旁边对小孩子说道 ：
“
你怎么这么
草率！在河里洗澡很危险。
”“
哦，先生，
”
小男孩喊叫：
“
请你还是先把我救起来后再责备我吧。
”
只有忠告而不给予帮助是无济于事的。
Story 18
Who Pours Ink on My Chair?
Donny is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home. So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time. But today, he is late. His mother asks
him, “Why do you go to the headmaster’s office?”
“Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can.” “It’s good to answer the teacher’s question.” “But the question is ‘Who pours ink on my chair?’”
故事
18
谁把墨水倒在我椅子了？
唐尼是个
7
岁孩子，每天他都上学。学校在他的家附近。
因为，他不行去上学并按时回家。但是今天他回来迟了。
他的母亲问他：
“
你为什么去校长的办公室？
”
“
因为老师在上课时老师问我们一个问题，没有人能回答他，而我能。
”
“
回答老师的问题是好事。
”
“
但那个问题
‘
谁把墨水倒在我的椅子上了？
’”
Story19
Smart Robot
Look, this robot carries boxes to build blocks! The new smart robot, Sorry, is 60 centimeters high.
It weighs 7.5 kilogram. It has a camera “eye” on its head. It can recognize colors and
human faces.
故事
19
聪明的机器人
瞧！这个机器人在搬盒子搭积木呢？索尼公司新设计的这个聪明的机器人有
60
里面
7.5
千克重。它额头上有一只相机
“
眼睛
”
，能够辨认颜色和人 脸。
Story 20
Bananas for Lunch
A fat monkey likes eating bananas very much. He had bananas for lunch. He peeled one and ate one more and then, one more one banana, two bananas, three bananas, fou
r… He ate and
ate, but he wanted more, he peeled and he ate, peeled and he ate, five bananas, six bananas, seven bananas, eight …
He peeled two more and continued two more. He ate whole bunch of
bananas and can’t sleep.
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故事
20
香蕉午餐
一只小胖猴子很喜欢吃香蕉。他拿香蕉做午餐，他剥一个香蕉，用力地吃着，吃着，吃着，吃了
1
个香蕉，
2
个香蕉，
3
个香蕉，
4
个
… …
他不停地吃，
多！他边吃，边剥，
5
个香蕉，
6
个香蕉 ，
7
个香蕉，
8
个
……
他又剥了两个，继续撑着吃。他吃了 一整串香蕉以致不能躺下睡觉了。
Story 21
I Will Not Take a Bath
但是他还想要更
I will not take a bath, I won’t get in tub,
I has bath last week. I don’t need another scrub. I would need my rubber ducky, a bucket and a boat, my toy whale, a submarin
e, a rubber ball. No,
I can not take a bath. The tub is too small. It’s all filled up with toy. There’s no room for me.
故事
21
我不能愿意洗澡
我不愿意洗澡，我不愿意进到浴缸里。上个星期我洗澡了，我不需要再洗澡。我想 要我的橡皮鸭子，一个水桶和一只船，我的玩具鲸鱼，一艘潜水艇，一个橡皮球。现在我
不能洗澡了。浴 缸太小了，它被玩具塞满了，没有我的地方了。
Story 22
Outside Games
There are many outside game like running, skating, swimming, horse-racing, hunting, flying kites, walking-races. Of course, football is an out game. Basketball, badminton and so on are
also outside game. Some people like outside games, but others like indoor games. They like playing billiard, chess, cards, table tennis..
Outdoor games invoke more and faster movement. Some active people like them. Indoor games are quiet and involve less movement.
Do you like outside games or indoor game?
故事
22
户外运动
户外运动有许多，跑步、溜冰、赛马、射击、放风筝、竞走。当然，足球也是一种户外运动，篮球、羽毛球等也是 户外运动。一些人喜欢户外运动，而另外一些人喜欢室内
运动。他们喜欢打台球、下象棋、打牌、打乒乓 球
……..
户外运动包括更多和更快的运动，有些 人喜欢户外运动；室内运动比较安静、运动量较小。你喜欢户外运动还是室内运动呢？
Story 23
Two Little Monkeys
The monkey mother has two little monkeys. She likes the younger, not the other.
One day, they were playing in a forest when a wolf came running at them. The monkey ran away with the younger monkey in a hurry and left the older alone. She climbed up a tree and
held the younger in her arms.
After some time, the wolf went away slowly. The monkey took the baby out of her arms. She was surprised to see that the baby had died, for the baby was held in arms too highly. Very
long time later, she remembered to look for the older baby. The older baby was hiding in a wood. So he saved himself.
故事
23
两只猴子
猴妈妈生了两个猴子。她喜欢小猴子而不喜欢打的。
他们正在森林里玩的时候，一只 狼来了并向他们扑去。猴子匆忙带着小猴子跑了，单独留下打猴子。她跑着小猴子爬到树上。
过些时候，狼慢慢地离开了。母猴从他的怀里放下小猴子。她吃惊的发现猴宝宝已经死了，因 为小猴子在她的怀里被搂地太紧了。过了很长时间，她才想起去寻找那只大猴
子。大猴子藏在一个大洞里 ，他救了自己。
Story 24
The King and His Stories
Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good.
One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer. He waited the writer to praise these stories. But the writer said his stories were so bad that he should throw them into fire. The
king got very angry with him and sent him to prison.
After some time, the king set him free. Again he showed him some of his new stories and asked what he thought of them.
After reading them, the writer at once turned to the soldiers and said: “ Take me back to prison, please.”
故事
24
国王和他的故事
从前有一个国王，他喜欢写故事，但是他写的 故事很不好。人们怕他，都说他的故事好。有一天国王把他的故事给一名作家看，他想要作家赞扬他的这些故事， 而作家说他
的故事是如此的差以至于该扔进火里。国王很生气，把他送到监狱。
过了些日子，国王给了作家自由。国王重新将自己的一些新故事给作家看并问他感觉怎么样。
作家看了之后立刻转身对士兵说着；
“
请把我送回监狱吧。
“
Story 25
Which Skirt to Wear?
Time is 8 years old, and follows h
er own ideas. When her parents tell her to do something, she always doesn’t do it.
Today, she will go to a friend’s birthday party. She is now choosing skirt to wear. She has three skirts: a blue skirt, a whi
te one and a yellow one.
She asks her father
, “Which one is the best?” her father says, “I think the blue one is the best.” Then she asks her mother, “Which one do you think is the best?” Her mother answers,
“ The white one , of course!” Tina says, “Thank you.”
Then she puts on the yellow shirt and goes out.
故事
25
穿哪条裙子？
缇娜
8
岁了，
她又自己的主意。当她的父母要她做事时，她总是不去做。
今天，她将去参加一位朋友的生日聚会。她在选择穿哪一条裙子
.
她又三条裙子：一条是蓝裙子，一条白裙子和一条黄裙子。
她问她的父亲：
“
哪条裙子是最好的？
”
她的父
亲说：
“
我认为蓝色是最好 的。
”
她问她的母亲：
“
你认为哪条裙子是最好的？
”
她的 母亲回答：
“
当然是白色的了。
”
缇娜说：
“
谢谢。
”
她穿上黄色的裙子出去了。
Story 26
Three Foxes
Once there were three foxes, they worked together. They lived a happy life. Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes. The eldest had to leave,
and the second fox was driven off, too. Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled. The eldest fox opened a new hill again. The second eldest fox dug
a pool. Two of them because rich soon. The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes. In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up.
故事
26
三只狐狸
从前有三只狐狸，他们愉快地工作和居住在一起。最 小的狐狸又懒又坏，经常同其他的两只狐狸争吵，气走了它的大哥和二哥。最小的狐狸得意地住在温暖的房子里享 受着
丰富的食品。老大重新开了一块小山坡种地。老二挖了池塘，不久他们过上了富裕的生活。最小的狐 狸吃完了那些狐狸留下的所有食物，最后又冷又饿连站也站不起来。
Story 27
Two Holes for the Dogs
My uncle has two dogs. One is big and the other is small. He likes them very much.
One day, Mr. Smith came to visit him. When the friend saw two holes in the door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surpri
sed and said, “My dear friend, why are there two holes in
your door?” “Let my dogs come in and come out, of course,” Mr. Smith asked. “But why are there two holes? One is enough!” “But how can the big dog go through the small hole?” my
uncle said.
Sometimes a clever man may make such mistakes.
故事
27
两个狗洞
我的叔叔有两条狗。一只是大的，另一只是小狗的。他很喜欢它们。
有一天，史密斯先生来看他。当这个朋友看见门口上有连个洞，一个是大洞和一个小洞时，他 感到吃惊并说，
“
我亲爱的朋友，为什么你的门上有连个洞？
”
我的叔叔回答
说：
“
当然是让我的两条狗进出了。
”
史密斯先生问到：
“
为什么门上要两个洞呢？一个就足够了。
”
我叔叔说：
“
大狗怎能走小洞呢？
”
有时聪明的人可能会犯这样的错误。
Story 28
Naughty Brother
Donny is my little brother. He is a naughty boy.
On Sunday morning Donny went into the yard and played with a dog. Sometimes a bird would come down to stay on the top’s of the dog’s house. Then Donny threw a stone at it.
Suddenly the little boy began crying. Mother ran to Donny and asked him what
was wrong. He said, “I’ve broken sister’s plate. She has beaten me.” “Why?” “I threw it at a bird, and it went
straight to the plate.”
Such was my naught brother.
故事
28
顽皮的弟弟
东尼是我的小弟弟，他是个调皮的孩子。
星期天早晨，东尼跑 到院子里跟小狗玩。恰巧，一直小鸟落在狗舍上，东尼就用石头砸它。突然，这个小男孩哭了起来。妈妈跑过去问 出了什么事。他哭着说：
“
我姐姐盘
子摔碎了，她打了我！
”“
为什 么？
”“
我拿石头砸一直小年，但是却打碎了姐姐的盘子。
”
哎，这是我淘气的弟弟。
Story29
A Boy and a Monkey
Mike is a little boy. He is only five years old. He is too small to go to school. So he can not read and write.
One day he stood at my desk with a pencil in his hand. There was a big piece of paper on the desk. He wanted to draw a picture of himself. He drew lines and cleared them out, then drew
more and cleared them out again. When I looked at the picture, he wasn’t happy. “Well,” he said at last to me, “I’ll put a tail on it and make it a monkey.”
He began to add the tail. I began to laugh.
故事
29
男孩和猴子
迈克是一个小男孩，他只有
5
岁。他太小还没有上学，因此也不会读和写。
一天，他手里拿着一支铅笔站在我的桌子前。桌子上放着一张大纸，他要画自画像。他画了几 笔就擦掉了，再画几笔，有擦掉了。当我看一幅画时，他很不高兴。
“
好吧，
”
他最后和我说，
“
我就再加一条尾巴，把他画成一只猴子吧！
”
他开始加上小尾巴，我大笑起来。
Story 30
Mike and the Pot
One day, Mike’s mother needed a pot. She asked Mike to borrow one from her friend. So Mike went to the friend’s house. She ga
ve him a big pot. On the way home Mike put it down on
the road and looked at it. It was made of clay and had three legs.
Then he said to the pot, “You have three legs and I have only two. You can carry me for a few minutes.” Then Mike sat down inside the pot. But the pot didn’t move.
Mike
got
angry
and
broke
it
then
carried
the
broke
pot
home.
His
mother
was
angry.
“You
are
stupid.”
She
said.
But
Mike
thought,
“I’m
not
stupid.
Only
a
stupid
person
carried
something with three legs.”
故事
30
迈克和锅
一天，迈克的妈妈需要一口锅，她让迈克向她朋友借一口锅。于是，迈克去了她的朋友家，她的朋友借个他一口大 锅。在回家的路上，迈克把锅放在路上看了看它，它是一
口粘土制成的三条腿的锅。
然后他对锅说：
“
你有三条腿而我只有两条腿。
你应该背我一会儿。
”
然后，迈克坐在锅里，但是锅一动也不动。
迈克很生气地把锅打破了，但后拿着破锅向家里走去。到家后他的妈妈很生气地说：
“
你真笨。
”
但迈克认为：
“
我不笨，只有愚蠢的人才会带回三条腿的锅。”
Story 31
The Broom Seller and the Barber
A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought on
e of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms.
“Two pence,” said the man.
“No, no,” said the barber. “I will give you a penny, and if you don’t think that is enough, you may take your broom back!”
The man took it and asked what he had to pay his shave.
“A penny,” said the barber.
“I will give you a half penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”
故事
31
卖扫帚的人和理发师
一个卖扫帚的人去理发店修面。理发师从 他那里买了一把扫帚。当理发师给他修面后，问一下他扫帚的价格。
买扫帚的人说：
“
两个便士。
”
“
不，不。
”
理发师说：
“
我只出一个便士，如果你认为不狗的话，可以把扫帚拿回去。
”
卖扫帚的人拿回了扫帚，随后问修面要付多少钱。
“
一便士。
”
理发师说。
卖扫帚的人说：“
我给你半个便士，如果不狗的话，请把我的胡子还给我。
”
Story 32
Sun the Ice
Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.
Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come bac
k and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice
melting.
“What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”
“I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it
dry.” The simpleton answered.
故事
32
晒冰
从前有一个笨人的妻子让她的丈夫买几块冰。
两个小时后，他还没回来。
她想知道他为什么没回来，就出去 看了看，发现她的丈夫在门口站着，在太阳下晒冰，看着冰融化。
她问他：
“
怎么啦？你为什么不把它拿进来？
”
“
我看见冰是湿的，恐怕你会训斥我，因此，我正在把它晒干。
”
笨人回答道。
Story 33
Animals
There are many kinds of animals in the world. P
eople don’t know the exact numbers. In the zoo, people can see many kinds of animals. For example, lions, tigers, they are sc
ary. Monkey,
foxes
are
intelligent. People
usually
think
pandas; koala
bears
are
so
cute
and
smart.
Some
animals
live
in
the
water,
such
as
dolphins. They
need
a
lot of
water
for
their
home.
And
elephants with long nose are very strange. They can sing and dance. The giraffes are quite tall because of their long necks. So they can reach the top of the trees.
故事
33
动物
世界上有许多钟动物，人们不知道它们确切的 数目。在动物园里人们可以看到很多种类的动物，如：狮子、老虎，它们都令人害怕；猴子和狐狸是狡猾的；人们 认为熊猫，
考拉熊是如此伶俐和聪明。有些动物居住在水里，如海豚，它们的家需要很多的水。大象长有 奇特的长鼻子，它们会唱歌和跳舞。长颈鹿长着非常长的脖子，因为他们可以够
到数的顶部。
Story 34
A Silly Man
Fred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawing a big branch fro
m a tree. The man was on a ladder and the ladder was against the big branch he was sawing. “Hi,
it is dangerous.” Fred shouted. “After you cut off the branch, you will fall, too.” But the man didn’t believe him, and said angrily, “Go away, you little thing. It’s none of your business.”
Fred could do nothing, so he left. He didn’t go far before he heard something crashed. He rushed back and found the man lying
on the ground.
Fred asked some men for help. They carried the man to the hospital.
故事
34
一个愚蠢的人
弗雷德走在上学的路上。 路过一个公园时，他看见一个人在锯一棵大树的树枝。
“
嗨，你这么做很危险的。
”< br>费雷得喊道：
“
你锯了那树枝后，你会摔下来的。
”
而那个人不
相信他，愤怒地说：
“
快走开，小东西，没有你的事。
”
费雷德没趣地离开了。他没有走多远就听见一声响，他急忙跑回去，发现那个人躺在地上。
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英语幽默故事
There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $$5,000; another one, $$10,000; and the third one, $$30,000. The customer asked the
owner, “How come this guy is $$5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him
and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about
this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so
expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him
talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”
老板最大
有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉， 其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：
「为什么这只要卖五千元？这个 价钱对这种鹦
鹉来说太贵了！
」老板说：
「因为我有训练他讲话。
」顾客又问 ：
「那这只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：
「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一 些有趣的动作，好
比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。
」顾客接着又问：
「那第三只呢？ 他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：
「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过 他
跳舞，什么都没有！不过另外两只叫他：
『老板！
』
」
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里？
老师：你能用
“
鸡蛋
”
一词造句吗？
学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师：
“
鸡蛋
”
在哪？
学生：在蛋糕里，先生
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out,
and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But
a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
汤姆是个小孩，
他才
7
岁。
当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。
但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。
几分钟后他又出来买
了第三张票。
接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。
一个女的问她，
“
你为什么要买那么多票啊
?
你见到了几个朋友？
没有，
我里面没朋友，
但是每当我进门的时候一位大的
女人老把我的票给剪了
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一个大人物
小孩：我叔叔下面有
1000
个人。
男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？
小孩：墓地守墓人。
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？
学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到
400
多岁。
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇．
服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的．
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。
父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再 老是一角一角地要钱了
(
该自立了
)
，不是吗？
儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？
A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate.
Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have
a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight
or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old
kid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it
expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son,
it is very exp
ensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it
cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”
有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就 以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：
「爸爸，结婚
很花钱吗？」爸爸说：「是啊，儿子，非常花钱。
」儿子又问：
「要花多少钱呢？」爸爸说：
「我不知道 ，儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊！
」
“
孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？
”
“
没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。
”
“I'm sorry
，
Madam
，
but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why
，
I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes
，
but this youngster yelled so terribly that
he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“
对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取
20
美元。
”
“20
美元！为什么？不是说好只要
4
美元。
”
“
是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。
”
TWO
：
Teacher
：
We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now
，
can anyone give me a good example?
John
：
Well
，
in the summer the days are long
，
and in the winter the days are short.
老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？
约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:
they?
教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小 时，他的话题又来了：
“
让我向进化论者提个问题
——
如果我们曾经像狒狒那 样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？
”
“
我来试试看，
”
一位老太太说。
“
该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。
”
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said,
man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat.
big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said,
that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some
other time.
【译文】
一个人正朝着一个富人的房 子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：
“
我不打算吃那些苹果，因为 富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃
的东西。
”
然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去 。
他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“
今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能
渡过河。
”
他开始回家，那天他 没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。
不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。
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A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“
昨天给你的钱干什么了？
”
“
我给了一个可怜的老太婆，
”
他回答说。
“
你 真是个好孩子，
”
妈妈骄傲地说。
“
再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太 那么感兴趣呢？
”
“
她是个卖糖果的。
”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked,
word 'Drunk', dad?
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他 向父亲发问道：
“
爸爸，
‘
醉
’
字是什么意思？
” “
唔，孩子，
”
父亲
回答说，
“
你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如 果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。
” “
可是，爸爸，
”
孩子说，
“
那儿只有一个警察呀！
”
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss:
getting up this morning.
安眠药
鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。
星期天晚上 鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：
“
我 今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。
”
“
好啊
!”
老板吼道 ，
“
那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？
”
普通英语故事
Story 1
I Don’t Like Her
Bob goes to a new school.
One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.
“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”
故事
1
我不喜欢她
鲍勃的去了所新学校。
他回到家，他妈妈问他：
“
你喜欢你的新老师吗？
”
< br>“
不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说
3
加
3
等于
6
，然后她又说
2
加
4
等于
6.”
Story 2
Ten Candies
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”
“Ten.” Jim says.
“Then,” Mother asks.
“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”
故事
2
十块糖
妈妈问儿子：
“
吉姆，
如果 你有
10
块糖，吃了
4
块，那你还有几块糖？
”
“10
块。
”
吉姆说。
“10
块？
”
妈妈问。
“
是的，妈妈 。因为
4
块在我的肚子里面，
6
块在肚子外面，
4
加
6
等于
10
，不对吗？
”
Story 3
Count Tomorrow Morning
It’s a right.
John is looking at the sky.
Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”
John says, “I’m counting stars.”
Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”
故事
3
明天早上数
这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。
汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：
“
你在干什么？
”
约翰说：
“
我在数星星。
”
汤姆笑着说：
“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢？
”
The Kingdom of the Lion
狮子国王
THE BEASTS of the field and forest had a Lion as their king. He was neither wrathful, cruel, nor tyrannical, but just and gentle as a king could be.
During his reign he made a royal proclamation for a general
assembly of all the birds and beasts, and drew up conditions for a universal league, in which the Wolf and the Lamb, the Panther and the Kid, the Tiger and
the Stag, the Dog and the Hare, should live together in
perfect peace and amity. The Hare said,
strong.
有只狮子做了国王，他善良、温和，与人一样和平、公正。在他的统治下，惩恶扬善，
裁决动物之间的纠纷，使所有的动物和睦相处。胆小的兔子说：“我祈祷能得到这
样的日
子，那时弱者就不怕被强者伤害了。” 然后赶紧
逃命去了。
A COCK, scratching for food for himself and his hens, found a precious stone and exclaimed:
thee up, and have set thee in thy first estate; but I have found
thee for no purpose. I would rather have one barleycorn than all the jewels in the world.
一只公鸡在田野里为自己和母鸡们寻找食物。他发现了一块 宝玉，便对
宝玉说：“若不
是我，而是你的主人找到了你，他会非常珍惜地把你捡起 来
;
但我发现了你却毫无用处。我
与其得到世界上一切宝玉，倒不如得到一颗麦子好。”
一座大城被敌军围困了，城中的居民们聚在一起，共同商议对抗敌人的办法。
A siege of the city of the enemy, the city residents to get together to discuss common fight against the enemy's approach.
一个砌匠挺身而出，主张用砖块作为抵御材料
;
一个木匠毅然提 议用木头来抗敌是最佳的方法
;
一个皮匠站起来说：“先生们，我不同意你们的意见。我认为作 为抵御材
料，没有一样东西比皮更好。”
Story 4
Are Flies Yummy?
Tony and his father are eating dinner.