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2021年2月16日发(作者：与表姐同居的日子)

The

One

With

The

Giant

Poking

Device

Written by: Adam Chase

Transcribed by:

Eric B Aasen

308

戳他一下

菲比牙疼，但不敢去找牙医 。因为每次她去找牙医，就会有人丧命。

乔伊告诉钱德，珍妮 丝还在和她丈夫接吻，于是钱德生珍妮丝的气。

她同时爱着两个男人，却只能挑一个；

就在珍妮丝要选钱德的时候，钱德表示他无法对破坏别人的婚姻负责。

罗斯因公离开，瑞秋照看本；

莫妮卡不小心给本的头上撞了个包。

丑陋裸男买了新吊床，看来静得蹊跷；

六人把很多筷子做成很长的一根杆子戳了他一下，以确定他没有死。

加瑟对瑞秋念念不忘。

[Scene:

Monica

and

Rachel's,

Phoebe,

Chandler,

and

Ross

are

there,

Rachel

is serving brownies.]

Rachel:

Here

you

go

来吃

Pheebs.

Who

else

wants

one

of

my

special

homemade

brownies?

homemade adj.

自制的

Chandler:

I will have one. (Ross and him both take one.)

(Phoebe takes a bite and

spits it out

吐出

and screams.)

Chandler:

Okay, I

’m

not gonna have one.

Ross:

Neither will I. (they both put back the brownies.)

Phoebe:

No, no, it

’s

just my tooth.

Chandler:

All right I

’l

l have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)

Ross:

So what

’s

a matter, you need a dentist? I

’v

e got a good one.

Phoebe:

No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can

’t

see him.

Chandler:

See that is

the problem with

invisible dentists.

Ross:

Why? Why can

’t

you go to him?

Phoebe:

Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.

Chandler:

That

is

so

weird,

because

every

time

I

go

to

the

dentist,

I

look

down the hygienist

’s

blouse.

hygienist

n.

卫生学者< /p>

;

保健专家

/blouse

n.

宽松的上衣

/

That

is

so

weird,

because

every time I go to the dentist, I look down the

hygienist

’s

blouse:

dental hygienist

is

a

person

who

is

trained and

licensed

to

clean

teeth,

take

dental

x-rays,

and

provide

related dental services and care, usually under the supervision of a dentist

Rachel:

Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!

Phoebe:

Yeah,

yeah,

first

there

was

my

aunt

Mary,

and

then

there

was

umm,

John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend Albino Bob?

cowboy n.

<

美

>

牛仔

,

牧童

/albino n.

白化病患者

Rachel:

And all these people actually died?

Phoebe:

Yes, while I was in the chair! That

’s

why I

take such good care

of

my teeth now, y'know, it

’s

not about oral hygiene, I floss to save

lives!

oral hygiene n.

口腔卫生

/floss

n.

丝棉

,

乱丝

v.

用牙线

Ross:

Pheebs, come on, you didn

’t

kill anybody, these people just

happened to die when you went to the dentist. It

’s

, it

’s

, it

’s

just

ah, a coincidence.

Phoebe:

Well tell that to them. Oh! You can

’t

, their dead.

OPENING CREDITS

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]

Ross:

Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel

comes up

and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a

napkin too?

napkin n.

餐巾纸

Gunther:

Oh, like you don

’t

already have everything.

Phoebe:

(trying to

bite into

an apple) Ow! Ow! (drops the apple in

disgust.)

in disgust adv.

厌恶地

Rachel:

Phoebe, your

in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.

Phoebe:

All

right,

fine,

fine,

but

if

you

’r

e

my

next

victim,

don

’t

come

back as a poltergeist and like

suck me into

the TV set.

poltergeist n.

< br>n.

敲击作响闹恶作剧的鬼

/

A ll

right,

fine,

fine,

but

if

you’re

my

next

victim,

don’t

come

back

as

a

poltergeist

and like suck me into the TV set: A ghost that

manifests itself by noises, rappings(n.

叩击

< br>;

轻拍

), and the creation of disorder.

Rachel:

I promise.

Phoebe:

Although, don

’t

feel like you can

’t

visit.

Joey:

(entering with Monica) Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?

Ross:

(patting

his

clothes

like

he

is

looking

for

his

wallet)

No,

no

he

’s

not.

pat v.

轻拍

Monica:

You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.

Ross:

What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are

you going to tell Chandler?

Joey:

Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would

be, to not.

Rachel:

Joey,

you can

’t

keep this to yourself

, if you know about this,

you have to tell him.

Joey:

It

’l

l kill him. I mean it

’l

l, it

’l

l just kill him.

Phoebe:

Well, you could wait until I go to the dentist, maybe

I

’l

l

kill

him.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, All are there except for Chandler.]

Joey:

(looking out the window) Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new

hammock. It

’s

like a

Play-Doo

Fat Factory.

hammock n.

吊床

Phoebe:

Well, I

’m

going to the dentist, so listen, okay,

just be on the

look

out

for

anything

that,

that,

that

you

can

fall

into,

or,

or

that

can

fall on you, or... All right, just look out! Okay, And um, I also just

wanna, I just wanna tell you all that um...... (starts to cry and runs

out)

Ross:

Okay, I have

a

problem

I

have to

go

into

work

for a

few hours, some

kids messed up the Homo Sapien display.

mess

up

v.

搞糟

,

陷入困境< /p>

,

粗暴地处理

/Homo

Sapien

n.

智人

;

与同性恋同字

/

Homo

Sapiens

：乔伊误将“智人(Homo

Sapiens)”的

Homo

当做了同性恋，因此问 这种东西是不是因为

同性

恋

(Homo)

而灭绝的。罗斯告诉他，

Homo

的意思是人。乔伊赶紧辩驳说，他没有因为同性恋

就对人做出道 德判断。其实，不学无术的乔伊从一开始就理解错了

/

If the Homo Sapiens, were

in fact ‘

homo-sapien

? is that why there extinct: a gay man

Joey:

What did they do?

Ross:

Well,

they

painted

over

the

word

“

s

apien”

for

one

thing,

then

they

rearranged the figures, let

’s

just leave it at that

这个我们先不说了

.

sapien :A scornful nickname for an old, married pedaphile who is decended from German

nobility(n.

高贵

). Short for Homo sapien./

rearrange the figures

重新排列人偶

Monica:

So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?

Ross:

Yes, that

’s

what I was going to ask, thank you.

Rachel:

Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?

Ross:

You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths

“

Don

’t

worry,

I

’ll

be

here

the

whole

time.”

to

Ross.)

Yes!

That

’d

be

great,

no,

I

just

wanted

to

ask

Monica,

because

I

know

how

empty

her

life

is. (Monica sarcastically mouths

“

Y

< p>
eah!”

and

holds up her thumb

.)

empty adj.

空虚的

;

空洞的

/sarcasti cally adv.

讽刺地

;

辛辣地

Joey:

Hey-hey, Ross?

Ross:

Yeah.

Joey:

I

’v

e got a science question.

Ross:

Hmm?

Joey:

If

the

Homo

Sapiens,

were

in

fact

“

homo-

sapien”

is

that

why

there

extinct?

那些顽皮的小孩可能是把

< br>sapien

改成

sapphic

，一个希腊的女同性恋诗人。而接下去就引出了

坏笑

joey

的”science question“ 智人灭绝是因为他们是同性恋吗

Ross:

Joey, Homo Sapiens are people.

Joey:

Hey-hey, I

’m

not judging.

judge v.

判断

,

鉴定

,

批判

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben.]

babysit v.

哄孩子玩

Rachel:

(holding

Ben)

Look

Benny,

spoon.

(moves

it

back

and

forth

)

Spoon.

Come on! All right, y'know what I think he

’s

bored.

Monica:

Here.

Ben,

do

you

wanna

play

the

airplane

game,

do

you

wanna

show

Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) We

’r

e gonna

do something fun

. Okay.

(throws

Ben

up

in

the

air

a

little

bit

and

catches

him)

Weee!!

(moves

into

the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the

kitchen as she does it again, and

hits Ben

’s

head on

that wooden

beam

across the ceiling

.)

beam n.

梁

[cut to later]

Monica:

(to Ben)

Who

’s

so

brave, you

’r

e

so brave, yes you are, you

’r

e

so brave.

Rachel:

Okay.

Okay

honey,

he

’s

fine,

he

’s

fine,

let

’s

just

put

him

down.

Come

here,

Ben.

(

sets

him

on

the

couch)

See

that

’s

a

good

boy.

(to

Monica)

How

could

you

do

that

to

him!!

Ross

trusted

me,

what

is

he

going

to

say?!

Monica:

He

’s

not

gonna

say

anything,

because

we

’r

e

not

gonna

tell

him.

Rachel:

We

’r

e not?!

Monica:

No we

’r

e not.

Rachel:

All right, I like that.

Monica:

Okay.

Rachel:

So we

’r

e okay, we

’r

e okay, we

’r

e okay, (starts to exam Ben)

aren

’t

we?

No,

we

’r

e

not

okay,

we

’r

e

not

okay,

there

’s

a

bump,

there

’s

a bump.

bump n.

撞击

;

肿块

Monica:

Oh my God! Well push it in! Push it in!

Rachel:

I cannot push it in!

Monica:

Okay, we

’r

e gonna need a distraction.

distraction n.

娱乐

,

分心

,

分心的事物

Rachel:

Okay, okay, okay.

Monica:

I got it!

Rachel:

Okay.

Monica:

The

second

that

Ross

walks

in

that

door,

I

want

you

take

him

back

to

your

bedroom

and

do

whatever

it

is

that

you

do

that

makes

him

go,

(high

pitched) rweee!!

pitch n.

声音的高低度

Rachel:

Or. We could put a hat on his head.

Monica:

A hat! Yes! We need a hat.

Rachel:

We need a hat..

Monica:

Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

Rachel:

Oh, oh, oh, I

’l

l get

“

Rainy Day Bear!

”

(runs to get him)

Rainy

Day

Bear

：这是一款泰迪熊，穿着雨衣，带着帽子。瑞秋和莫尼卡看管罗斯儿子本，但却

不慎让本的脑袋上撞了一个包。

她们为了掩盖罪行，

想 在本的脑袋上放上一顶帽子，

瑞秋就想到

了她房间里的这个泰迪 熊娃娃。令她沮丧的是，她发现帽子是和娃娃缝在一起的。

Monica:

Because

he

’l

l

know

what

to

do?

(Rachel

comes

out

of

her

room

with

a bear that

’s

dressed in a rain suit

.) Oh my God, you

’r

e a genius!

rain suit n.

雨衣

Rachel:

Oh God, oh God, it

’s

sowed on though.

sow vt.

播种

,

散布

,

使密布

/be sowed on

缝死了

Monica:

Give it. Give it.

Rachel:

Okay.

(Monica takes the bear, grabs his hat, and rips off his head.)

rip off v.

撕掉

Monica and Rachel:

Oh!!

Rachel:

Oh, it

’s

just like a bloodbath in here today.

bloodbath n.

大 屠杀

(=slaughter)/

Oh, it’s just like a

bloodbath

in here today:

indiscriminate(adj.

不加 选择的

,

不分皂白的

) slaughter

[Scene:

The

street,

Chandler

and

Joey

are

walking

past

a

jewelery

store.]

Chandler:

Hey!

Hold

on

a

minute,

hold

on

a

second.

Do

you

think

these

pearls

are nice?

Joey:

I

’d

really prefer a

mountain bike

.

Chandler:

Janice

’s

birthday is

coming up

, I want to get her something

speacial.

Come in here with me.

Joey:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something

speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.

Chandler:

That

’s

a good idea, dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday?

I would like to get her something serious.

That’s a good idea, dear Janice have a

Hubba-Bubba

birthday? I would like to get her

something

serious:

Hubba- Bubba

,

manufactured

by

The

Wrigley

Company

(UK)

Ltd,

is

suppose

to be the best gum ever for blowing really huge bubbles[blow bubble

吹口香糖的泡泡

]

Joey:

Oh,

you

want

something

serious.

Y'know

what

you

should

do,

you

should

get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are

dead serious

.

barium

n .

钡

/enemas

n.[

医

]

灌肠剂

< p>
/

Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you

should

do,

you

should

get

her

one

of

those

um,

barium

enemas

.

Those

are

dead

serious:the

introduction of a barium salt suspension(n.

吊

,

悬浮液

) into the rectum(n.

直肠

) and

colon(n.

结肠

) before an X-ray is taken (

钡餐灌肠剂

)

Chandler:

All right. Look, I

’m

gonna go in here, and you don

’t

buy me

anything ever. (starts to go into the store)

Joey:

(stopping him) No, no, you can

’t

, you can

’t

, okay, you can

’t

,

you can

’t

buy her pearls, you just can

’t

, you can

’t

, you can

’t

.

Chandler:

Why not?!

Joey:

Oh God. Uh, okay,

here

’s

the thing

, this is the thing, okay, the

thing is...

Chandler:

What is the thing?

Joey:

Okay. I

went down to

the

“

Mattress Kin

g”

showroom and, and I saw

Janice, kissing her ex-husband.

showroom

n.(

商品样品的

)

陈列室< /p>

Chandler:

(shocked) What?

Joey:

They were in his office.

Chandler:

Well she, she wouldn

’t

do that, she

’s

with, she

’s

with me.

Joey:

I

’m

telling you man, I saw it.

Chandler:

Yeah, well, you

’r

e wrong! Okay, you

’r

e wrong.

Joey:

I

’m

not wrong!

I wish I was

. I

’m

sorry. Bet that barium enema

doesn

’t

sound so bad now, huh?

[Scene:

Monica

and

Rachel's,

Monica

and

Rachel

are

dressing

up

Ben

in

the

entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear.]

Monica:

It just makes more sense as an ensemble.

make

more

sense

更有意义

/ensemble

n.<

法

>

全体

;

总体

;

演唱组

/

It

just

makes

more

sense as an

ensemble

: A coordinated(adj.

协调的

,

统一的

) outfit or costume

Rachel:

Right.

Monica:

Besides, it takes the

focus off

使…不突出

the hat.

Phoebe:

(

running

through

the

door)

No!

Oh!

You

’r

e

alive!

You

’r

e

alive!

Rachel:

See Pheebs, I promised you no one would die, didn

’t

I?

Phoebe:

Yeah, well, we

’l

l see about that. Can I use your phone? I just

wanna call everyone I know.

Monica:

Sure, we have no money, go ahead.

Phoebe:

(on phone) Hey! You

’r

e not dead! Okay, see ya!

Ben:

Monica.

Monica:

Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?

Ben:

Monica bang!

bang n.

重击

v.

发巨响

Rachel:

Okay, I heard that.

Monica:

Did he just say

“

M

onica bang”

?

Rachel:

Uh-huh.

Monica:

Oh my God! He

’s

gonna rat me out!

rat out v.

出卖

;

告发

/

Oh my God! He’s gonna

rat me out

: sell me out

Ben:

Monica bang!

Monica:

Oh-ho-ho,

sweetie,

sweetie,

you

gotta

stop

saying

that,

now.

It

’s

no big deal,

it

’s

not even worth mentioning

, you see we all do it all

the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. (goes over and starts hitting

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