七年级英文幽默小故事带翻译
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七年级英文幽默小故事带翻译
【篇一：七年级英文幽默小故事带翻译】
这里有一些英文幽默
,
a little boy asked his mother why are
you crying?
一个男孩问他的妈妈：
“
你为什么要哭呢
?”
because im a woman, she told
him.
妈妈说：
“
因为我是女人啊
.”
i
dont understand, he said.
男孩
说：
“
我不懂
.”
his mum just hugged him and said,and
you never will.
他妈妈抱起他说：
“
你永远不会懂的
.”
later the little boy asked his
father,why does mother seem to
cry for
no reason?
后来小男孩就问他爸爸：
“
妈妈为什么毫无理由的哭呢
?”
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all women cry for no reason, was
all his dad could say.
他爸爸只能
说：
“
所有女人都这样
.”
the little boy grew up and
became a man,still wondering why
women
cry.
小男孩长大了
,
成为一个男人
,
但他仍就不懂女人为什么哭泣
.
finally he put in
a call to god; and when god got on the
phone,he asked,god,why do women cry so
easily?
最后
,
他打电话给上帝；在上帝拿起电话时
,
他问道：
“
上帝
,
女人为什
么那么容易哭泣呢
?”
god said:when i made the woman,she had
to be special.i made
her shoulders
strong enough to carry the weight of the world;
yet,gentle enough to give
comfort.
上帝回答说：
“<
/p>
当我创造女人时
,
就让她很特别
.
我使她的肩膀能挑起
整个世界；同时却又柔情
似水
.”
i gave her
an inner strength to endure childbirth and the
rejection that many times comes from
her children.
“
我让
她的内心很坚强
,
能够承受分娩的痛苦
,
并能多次忍受来自自己孩子的拒绝
.”
【篇二：七年级英文幽默小故事带翻译】
he won
tommy: how is your little brother,
johnny? johnny: he is ill in
bed. he
hurt himself.
tommy: thats
too bad. how did that happen?