英语幽默笑话带翻译
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英语幽默笑话带翻译
1:A man was
hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the
hospital. His wife who was standing up
by his bed, said to the
doctor:
dead.
Hearing
this, the man moved his head and said:
I'm still alive.
better than
you!
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院
.
他的妻子站在他的床
前对医生说
:
我想他伤得很厉害
.
医生说
:
我怕他已经死了
.
听
到医生的话
,
这个男人转动着头说
:
我没死
,
我还活
着
.
妻子说
:
安静
,
医生比你懂得多
.
2:You can't go without me
The bus is very crowded. A man tries to
get on, but no one gives
way to him.
passenger says to him.
没有我你们走不了
公共汽车上很拥挤
.
一位男士想上车
,
但是没有人给他让路
.
喂
,
让我上车
!
那位男士喊
道
.
车太挤了
,
你最好坐下一辆
车上的一位乘客对他说
.
但是没有我你们走不了
.
我是
司机
!
那位男士说道
.
3:Drunk
One day, a father and his little son
were going home. At this age,
the boy
was interested in all kinds of things and was
always
asking questions. Now, he asked,
word 'Drunk', dad?
there are
standing two policemen. If I regard the two
policemen
as four then I am
drunk.
醉酒
<
/p>
一天，
父亲与小儿子一道回家。
这个孩子
正处于那种对什么事都
很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：
“
爸
爸，
‘
醉
’
字是什么意思？
”
“
唔，孩子，
”
父亲回答说，
“
你瞧那儿
站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了
四个，那么我就算醉了。
”
“
可是，爸爸，
”
孩子说，
“
那儿只有一个警察呀
！
”
4:Hospitality
The hostess apologized to
her unexpected guest for serving an
apple-pie without any cheese. The
little boy of the family left the
room
quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of
cheese
which he laid on the guest's
plate. The visitor smiled, put the
cheese into his mouth and then said:
than your mother, sonny. Where did you
find the cheese?
the rat-trap,
sir,
好客
由于
客人在吃苹果馅饼时，
家里没有奶酪了，
于是女主人向大家
表示歉意。
这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。
过了一会儿，
他拿
着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘
子里。
客人微笑着
把奶酪放进嘴里说
：
“
孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在
< br>哪里找到的奶酪？
” “
在捕鼠夹上，先生。
”
那小男孩说。
5:Dear
white,
something
you
got
to
know .When
I
was
born,
I
was black. When I grow up, I am black.
When I'm under the sun,
I'm
black.
When
I'm
cold,
I'm
black.
When
I'm
afraid,
I'm
black.
When
I'm
sick,
I'm
black.
When
I
die,
I'm
still
black.
you---white people,
When you were born, you were pink. When
you
grow
up,
you
become
white.
You're
red
under
the
sun.
You're
blue
when
you're
cold.
You
are
yellow
when
you're