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英语作文关于英国习俗的小笑话
【篇一：经典英语小笑话带翻译】
1
、
be careful what you wish for
a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating
their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
during the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because
they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would
give them one wish each.
the wife wanted to travel around the world. the fairy waved
her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand.
next, it was the husbands turn. he paused for a moment, then
said shyly, well, id like to have a woman 30 years younger than
me.
the fairy picked up her wand, and boom! he was ninety.
慎重许愿
一对结婚< br>25
周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同
一天出生。
庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚
25
年的
恩爱夫妻 ，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。< br>“
呯
!”
的一声，她的手中出现了一
张票。
接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，
“
那我想要一位比我
年轻
30
岁的女人。
”
仙女拾起了魔术棒。
“
呯
!”
，他变成了
90
岁。
2
、
all right
hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, i made a right
turn at a red light when it was prohibited. uh-oh, i said,
realizing my mistake. i just make an illegal turn.
i guess its all right. my daughter replied, the police car behind
us did the same thing.
没关系
我赶着开车将
1 1
岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是
不允许的
(
译注
:
在一些国家如英国
,
其交通规则是车辆左行的
,
与我国
相反
)
。
“
啊噢，
”
意识到犯了错误，我说。
“
我刚才拐弯是违章的。
”
“
我想那没关系的，
”< br>女儿回答说：
“
我们后面的警车也同样拐了
弯。
”
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【篇二：英语小笑话
集锦】
英语幽默小笑话
1
、
little robert asked his mother for two
cents.”what did you do with the money
（
that/which/
不填）
i
gave you yesterday?”
“i gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “you
are a good
boy,”said the mother proudly.”here are two cents
why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“she is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“
昨天给你的钱干什么了？
”
“
我给了一个可 怜的老太婆。
”
他回答说。
“
你真是一个好孩子，
”
妈妈骄傲地说
. “
再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴
趣？
”
“
她是个卖糖果的。
”
2
、
ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother
asked,”what happened?”
“a kid bit me,”replied ivan.
“would you recognize him if you saw him again?”asked his
mother. “i?d know him any where,”said ivan.”i have his ear in
my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，
“
发生了什么事？
”
“
咬了我一口。
”
说。
“
再见到他你能认出来吗？
”
妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，
”
说，
“
他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。
”
3
、
teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow
（燕子）
, the
other is sparrow
（麻雀）
. now who can tell us which is which?
student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.
teacher: please tell us.
student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is
beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师：
这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是
麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
4
、
teacher:why are you late for school every morning?
tom:every time i come to the corner,a sign says,school-go
slow.
老师
:
为什么你每天早晨都迟到
?
汤姆
:
每当我经过学校的拐角处
,
就看见一个牌子上写着学校
--- -
慢行
.
5
、
drunk
one day, a father and his little son were . at this age, the boy
was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking
questions. now, he asked, whats the meaning of the word
drunk, dad? well, my son, his father replied, look, there are
standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four
then i am drunk.
but, da
d, the boy said, theres only one policeman!
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很
感兴趣的年龄， 老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：
“
爸爸，
?
醉
?
字 是什么意思？
” “
唔，孩子，
”
父亲回答说，
“
你瞧那儿 站着两个
警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。
” “
可是，爸
爸，
”
孩子说，
“
那儿只有一个警察呀！
”
6
、
bighead
“all the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“they
say i have a big head”
“dont listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“you have a
beautiful head .now stop crying and go to the store for ten
pounds of potatoes” “wheres the shopping bag?”
“i havent got one,use your hat.”
大脑袋
“
所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，
”
小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：
“
他们说我长了
一个大脑袋。
” “
别听他们的，
”
他妈妈安慰说：
“你的脑袋长得很漂
亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买
10
磅土豆来。
”
“
购物袋在哪？
”
“
我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。
”
7
、
second language
a mother mouse was out for a stroll
（散步，闲逛）
with her
babies when she spotted
（发现）
a cat crouched
（蹲伏）