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在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，
一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，
她由于 开车
闯红灯被开了罚单。
女士向法官解释，
她是一名学校老师，
请求法官马上 处理她
的案子，
以便可以赶回去上课。
法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：
“你是 学校的老
师，对吗
?
女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我 开
车闯了红灯’500
遍。
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was
brought
before
the
judge
to
answer
a
ticket
given
her
for
driving
through
a
red
light.
She
explained
to
his
honor
that
she
was
a
school
teacher
and
requested
an
immediate
disposal
of
her
case
in
order
that
she
might
hasten
on
to
her
classes.
A
wild
gleam
came
into
the
judge's
eye.
are
a
school
teacher,
eh?
said
he.
I
shall
realize
my
lifelong
ambition.
Sit
down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred
times.
一个男孩说她的母亲，“妈妈，上帝是男人还是女人？”
妈妈认为这一段时间，说：“好吧，儿子，上帝是男人和女人。”
儿子是混乱的，所以他问：“上帝是黑人还是白人？”
这位母亲回答说：“上帝是黑色和白色，亲爱的。”
他的儿子，还好奇说，一段时间后，“上帝是同性恋或直，妈妈？”
这位母亲，变得有点儿担心，回答：“孩子，上帝是男人也是女人。”
儿子想想，< br>他的脸亮起来时，
他认为他终于回答他的问题：
“上帝是迈克尔杰克
逊？”
A boy says to her mother,
The
mom
thinks
a
while
and
says,
son,
God
is
both
man
and
woman.
The son is confused, so he asks,
The mother replies,
The son, still curious, says after a while,
mommy?
The
mother,
getting
a
little
worried,
answers,
God
is
both
gay
and
straight.
The
son
thinks
about
it,
and
his
face
lights
up
when
he
thinks
he
finally
has answered his question:
TO RISE EARLY
论早起
I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They
will never have the opportunity to enjoy the fresh air and calmness of
the morning. This is indeed a quite regrettable thing.
To rise early is a good habit which we should develop. Why? Because
the
best
time
when
we
can
pursue
our
studies
is
in
the
morning.
In
addition,
early
rising
is
also
good
to
our
health.
I
hope
that
everybody
our
knows
the reason why we must rise early.
我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。
他们永不会有机会来享受 早晨的新鲜空气和
宁静。这真是一件发令人遗憾的事情。
早起 是我们应该养成的一种良好习惯。为什么
?
因为早晨是我们从事学业的
大好时间。再者，
早起对我们健康也有益处。
我希望每个人应该知道我们必须早
起的理由。< br>
道歉信
亲爱的亨利，
很对不起，你的随身听被损坏，由于我的粗心大意。
这在课堂 汤姆早上借你的随身听，
放在桌上一听完广播。
我们相互追逐并具
有休会期间的乐趣。
本人在桌子掀翻在不知不觉你的随身听。
，
并没有工作了。
现在的 第一件事我必须做的是午餐后写信给你表示深深的遗憾。
我希望你能原谅
我的粗心大意我。
我想更换或支付你的价值。请你告诉我，你更喜欢
?
此致
褐色
Letter of Apology
Dear Henry,
I am terribly sorry that your walkman was damaged owing to my
carelessness.
This morning in the classroom Tom borrowed your walkman and put il
on
the
desk
after
listening
to
the
radio.
We
were
chasing
each
other
and
having
fun
during
the
break.
I
knocked
your
walkman
off
the
desk
without
noticing it. And it didn't work any more. Now the first thing I hasten
to do after lunch is to write to you to express my deep regret. I hope
you will excuse me for my carelessness.
I want to replace it or pay you its value. Will you please tell me
which you prefer?