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搞笑英语段子带翻译
搞笑英语段子带翻译篇
2teacher:
here
are
two
birds,
one
is
a
swallow, the other is
sparrow. now who can tell us which is
which?
老师：
这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。
谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗
?student:
i
cannot
point
out
but i know the
answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
teacher: please
tell us.
老师：请说说看。
student: the swallow is
beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside
the swallow.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁
边的就是燕子。
搞笑英语段子带翻译篇
3One day a little
girl came home from school,
and
said
to
her
mother,
Mommy,
today
in
school
I
was
punished
for
something that I didn't
do.
一天，
小女孩从学校回到家里，
对妈妈说：
妈
妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受
到惩罚。
The
mother
exclaimed,
But
that's
terrible!
I'm
going
to
have
a
talk
with your teacher about this! By the
way, what was it that you didn't do?
妈妈激
动地说：那真是太可怕了
!
我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，
你没有做过的那件事是什么
?The little girl
replied, My homework.
搞笑英
语段子带
翻译篇
4My First and My
Last
第一次与最后一次
不久，他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。
George had a
friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered
to
take
Mark
up
in
his
plane.
Mark
thought,
travelled
in
a
big
plane