(音标版)林克妈妈幽默小故事L1-16
农历二十四节气-
Lesson 1
A Cat
’
s Foreign[<
/p>
'f
ɒ
rin]
Language[
'
læŋgw
ɪ<
/p>
d
ʒ
]
The
mother rat[
ræ
t
]
and her babies are playing in the garden. A fat
cat is
coming to catch[
kæ
t
ʃ
] them for dinner.
The mother rat and her babies try to
run away. But the baby rats
can
’
t run
very
fast[
f
ɑ
:
st
].
The
cat
is
getting
closer
[
'kl
ə
ʊ
z
ə
]
and
closer.
Sudde
nly[
's
ʌ
d
ə
nli]
,
the
mother
rat
stops[
st
ɒ
p
]
running
and
turns
[
t
ɜ
:n]
around[
ə
'ra
ʊ
nd
].
She shouts[
ʃ
a
ʊ
ts
] at the cat like an angry dog,
“<
/p>
Woof[
w
ʊ
f]
,
woof,
woof.
”
The
cat is
afraid[
ə
'fre
ɪ
d]
and runs away.
The
mother
rat
turns
to
her
babies,
and
says[sez],
“
You
see
how
important[
ɪ
m'p
ɔ
:tnt
] it is to learn a foreign
language.
”
Lesson 2
It Is Part
[
p
ɑ
:t
] of the Game
Mom
is
washing
plates
in
the
kitchen.
Kate
and
her
brother
Dave
are
playing games in the living room. Kate
is making a lot of noise[
n
ɔɪ
z
]. Mom
says,
“
Kate, why do you yell[yel]
and scream[
skri:m
] so much?
You
’
re going
to
wake up your grandma. Please play
quiet
ly[
'kwa
ɪ
ə
< br>tl
ɪ
] like Dave. See, he
doesn
’
t make a so
und[
sa
ʊ
nd
< br>].
”
“
Of course, he
doesn
’
t. Mom,
it
’
s part of the game we are
playing. He is
daddy coming home late[<
/p>
le
ɪ
t
],
and I
’
m
you.
”
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Lesson 3
The Best
[best]
Present
['prez(
ə
)nt]
Ben
[ben]
and
Ted
[ted]
are
good
friends.
They
always
play
together
[t
ə
'geð
ə
]
.
One day, Ted sees a water
gun
[g
ʌ
n]
in
Ben
’
s hand, and he asks,
“
Who
gave
[
ɡ
e
ɪ
v]
you the gun?
”
“
My
grandpa,
”
Ben
says,
“
and
this
is
the
best
present
I
’
ve
ever
['ev
ə
]
had[h
æ
d].
< br>”
“
Why?
”
Ted asks.
“
When I play with
it, I get everything
['evr
ɪ<
/p>
θ
ɪ
ŋ]
wet
[wet]
. So my mom
gives me five dollars
['d
ɒ
l
ə
]
for not playing with it.
”
Ben answers.
Lesson 4
I Have His Ear
[
ɪ
ə
]
in My Pocket
['p
ɒ
k
ɪ
t]
Tim
[tim]
is
a
naughty
['n
ɔ
:t
ɪ
]
boy.
He
often
fights
[fa
ɪ
t]
with
his
classmates at school.
One
day, Tim comes home with
a
bloody
['bl
ʌ
d
ɪ
]
nose
[n
ə
ʊ
z]
. His mother asks,
“
Tim, what happened
['hæ
p(
ə
)nd]
?
”
“
A big kid bit
[b
ɪ
t]
me.
”
Tim answers.
His mother is very angry to hear this.
“
Would
[w
ʊ
d]
you
recognize
['rek
ə
ɡ
na
ɪ
z]
him if you saw
[s
ɔ
:]
him again
[
ə
'ge
ɪ
n]
?
”
asks his mother.
“
I
’
d
know
[n
ə
ʊ
]
him anywhere
['en
ɪ
we
ə
]
.
”
Says Tim,
“
I
have his ear in
my
pocket.
”
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Lesson 5
My Dog Doesn
’
t Bi
te
[ba
ɪ
t]
Mike walks into a
pet
[pet]
shop and sees a
little white dog. He asks the
shopkeepe
r
['
ʃɒ
pki:p
ə
]
,
“
Does your dog
bite?
”
The
shopkeeper says,
“
No, my dog
doesn
’
t
bite.
”
“
What a nice
dog,
”
Mike says to himself
[h
ɪ
m'self]
. Then he bends
[bend]
down and
tries
[traiz]
to
touch
[t
ʌ
t
ʃ
]
the dog. The dog
bites him.
“
Ouch
[
a
ʊ
t
ʃ
]<
/p>
!
”
he
cries
[kra
ɪ
]
,
“
You
said
[sed]
your dog did not
bite!
”
The
shopkeeper replies
[r
ɪ
'pla
ɪ
]
,
“
That is not my
dog.
”
Lesson 6
I Was Not Lost
[l
ɒ
st]
Bob is an old man. He often walks his
dog in the street
[stri:t]
after dinner
and comes back home at
seven o
’
clock.
One evening, a car stops at his house.
A policeman
[p
ə
'li
:sm
ə
n]
helps Bob
get
out
of
the
car.
The
policeman
says
to
Bob
’
s
wife
[wa
ɪ
f]
,
“
This
old
man
got
[
ɡ
ɒ
t]
lost in
the street.
He asked me to
take him home in the car.
”
After the policeman
leaves
[li:vz]
,
Bob
’
s wife asks,
“
Bob, you go to that
street every day. How could
[
k
ʊ
d]
you get
lost?
”
“
I was not lost.
It was too hot. I just
[d
ʒʌ
st]
didn
’
t want to go home on
foot,
”
Bob
answers.
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Lesson 7
I Broke
[br
ə
ʊ
k]
Them
All.
Little
Rose
[r
ə
ʊ
z]
is
watching
TV
.
Her
mother
asks.
“
Rose,
what
’
s
on
TV?
”“
A guy
[ga
ɪ
]
is drinking a glass
[gl
ɑ
:s]
of coke
[k
ə
ʊ
k]
through
[θru
:]
his
nose.
”
“
Stop watching that stupid <
/p>
['stju
:
p
ɪ
d]
thing.
Please go to the shop and
buy some eggs for
me.
”
“
Okay,
mom.
”
“
Be careful
['ke<
/p>
ə
f
ʊ
l]
not to choose
[t
ʃ<
/p>
u:z]
any bad
[bæ
d]
ones
[w
ʌ
nz]
.
”
Half
[h
ɑ
:f]
an
hour
later
['le
ɪ
t
ə
]
,
Rose
comes
back
home
with
a
yellow
plastic<
/p>
['plæ
st
ɪ
k]
bag.
Her
mother
takes
the
bag,
and
looks
inside
[
ɪ
n'sa
ɪ
d]
.
“
What is
it?
”
she asks.
“
Eggs, of course
[k
ɔ
:
s]
!
”
Rose says,
“
I
broke them all.
Every one is
good.
”
“
Are you joking
['
d
ʒ
ə
ʊ
k<
/p>
ɪ
ŋ]
?
”
her mother asks.
Lesson 8
A Man
with a Gun
It
’
s a
sunny day. A woman gets off the bus and goes into
a butcher
['b
ʊ
t
ʃ
ə
]
shop to buy some meat. A strange
[stre
ɪ
n(d)
ʒ
]
man follows
['f
ɒ
l
ə
ʊ
]
her into the
shop
and stands
[stæ
nd]
behind her. Suddenly the woman
screams
[skri:m]
, and
the
man
turns
and
runs
out
of
the
shop.
At
that
time,
some
policemen
[p
ə
'li:sm
ə
n]
are passing
[
'p
ɑ
:s
ɪ
ŋ]
by. They find a gun in the
man
’
s pocket. The
man is a robber
['r
ɒ
b
ə
]
.
“
Madam
['mæ
d
ə
m]
,
thank
you
very
much.
Your
scream
saved
[se
ɪ
< br>vd]
me,
”
the butcher
says,
“
but how did you know
he was a robber?
”
“
I
didn
’
t
know,
”
replies
[r
ɪ
'pla
ɪ
]
the
woman,
“
I
screamed
because
the
meat
was too expensive
[
ɪ
k'spens
ɪ
v]
.
”
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