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英语小笑话非常短
【篇一：英语小笑话
(
非常短
)!
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【篇二：英语小笑话<
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(
非常短
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part-time
job
when my son was a hign-
school sophomore, he got a part-time
job sacking groceries at a supermarket.
he came home all
smiles.
how was your first day? i
asked.
it was great, dad, he
replied. i got to talk to some good-looking
girls.
since
stephen is not very talkative, i asked, what did
you say to
them?
do you prefer paper or
plastic?
业余工作
我儿子在一所中学读二年级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商
品的
业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。
“
第一天感觉如何？
”
我问。
“
好极了，爸爸。
”
他答道，
“
我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话。
”
由于斯蒂芬不善言谈，我问道：
“
你跟他们说了些什么？
”
“
你是喜欢纸包装还是塑料包装？
”
keys? kiss?
a friend of mine was giving an english
lesson to a class of
adult who had
recently come to live in the united states. after
placing quite a number of everyday
objects on a table, he
asked various
members of the class to give him the ruler, the
book, the pen and so on. the class went
very smoothly and the
students seemed
interested and serious about the work that
they were engaged in until when my
friend turned to an italian
student and
said, give me the kays. the man looked surprised
and somewhat at a loss. seeing this, my
friend thought that the
student hadn t
heard him clearly, so he repeated. give me the
kays. the italian shrugged his
shoulders. then, he threw his
arms
around the teacher s neck and kissed him on both
cheeks.
钥匙还是接吻
我的一位朋友在给一个
成人学生班级上英语课。他们都是新近来美
国生活的。在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之
后，他请全班同学给
他挑出尺子，书本，钢笔等。课进行得井然有序，学生们对自己所<
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做的似乎很感兴趣，也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生，
我的朋友说：
“
给我钥匙。
”
那人看起来非常吃惊，也有点手足无措。
看到这种情况，我的朋友想是他
没有听清楚，于是又重复了一遍：
“
给我钥匙。
”
那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接着，他伸出胳膊搂住老
师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下。
prepare
yourself
a story around
campus has it taht a student once sent a
telegram to his parents reading: mom -
flunked all courses.
kicked out of
school. prepare pop.
two
days later he received a response: pop prepared.
prepare
yourself.
自己做好准备
校园里流传着这样的故
事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上
面写着：
“
妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准
备。
”
两天以后，他收到了回电：
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爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧
!”
【篇三：英语小笑话
(
非常
短
)!
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搞笑的英语小笑话
1
：
expensive price dentist: i m sorry, madam,
but i ll have to charge you twenty-five
dollars for pulling your
son s
tooth.
mother: twenty-five
dollars! but i thought you only charged five
dollars for an extraction.
dentist: i usually do. but your son
yelled so loud, he scared
four other
patients out of the office.
昂贵的代价
牙科医生：对不起，夫人
，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元
!
可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀
?
牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四
位病人
了
搞笑的英语小笑话
2
：
i wasn t asleep when a group of
women
got on the car, every seat was
already occupied. the conductor
noticed
a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he
might
miss his stop, he nudged him and
said: wake up, sir!
i wasn t
asleep, the man answered.
not asleep? but you had your eyes
closed.
i know. i just hate
to look at ladies standing up beside me in a
crowded car.
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车
上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一
名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，
就用肘轻轻地碰了
碰他，说：
先生，醒醒
!
我没有睡着。
那个男人回答。
没睡着
?
可是你眼睛都闭上了呀
?
我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。
搞笑的英语小笑话
3
：
the poor husband you can t imagine how
difficult it is for me to deal with my
wife, the man complained
to his friend.
she asks me a question, then answers it herself,
and after that she explained to me for
half an hour why my
answer is
wrong.
可怜的丈夫
你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，
一个男人对他的朋友
诉苦说，
她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟
我解释为什么
我的答案是错的。
who s more
polite?
a fat man and a
skinny man were arguing about who was the
more polite. the skinny man said he was
more polite because
he always tipped
his hat to ladies. but the fat man knew he was
more courteous because, whenever he got
up and offered his
seat, two ladies
could sit down.
谁更有礼貌
?
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为
他经常对女士摘帽示
意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么
时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士
能坐下。
搞笑的英语小笑话
4
：
let dog in hotel a man wrote a
letter to a
small hotel he planned to
visit on his vacation: i would very
much like to bring my dog with me. he
is well-groomed and
very well behaved.
would you be willing to permit me to keep
him in my room with me at
night?
an immediate reply
came from the hotel owner, who said, i ve
been operating this hotel for many
years. in all that time, i ve