搞笑英语
周公解梦梦见老虎-
1
.
we two who and
who
?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2
.
how are you ?
how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3
.
you have seed I
will give you some color to see see, brothers
!
together up
!
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
4
.
as far as you
go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!
5
.
hello
everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if
you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
6
.
you me you me
彼此彼此
7
.
You
Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
8
.
know is know
noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知
…
9
.
WATCH SISTER
表妹
10
.
dragon born
dragon,chicken born c
hicken,mouse’’son
can make
hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子
会打洞!
11.
.
I give you
face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I
turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
12
.
one car
comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13
.
heart flower
angry open
心花怒放
14
.
go past no
mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15
.小明:
I am sorry!
老外:
I am sorry too!
小明:
I am sorry three!
老外:
What are you
sorry for?
小明:
I am sorry five!
16
.
If you want
money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!
要钱没有,要命一条
17
.
I call Li old
big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年
25
。
18
.
you have two
down son
你有两下子。
19.
好好学习,天天向上:
good good study,day day up!
20.
一只小狗在沙漠中旅行
,
p>
结果死了
,
他是怎么死的
< br>?==>
他是憋死的
,
因为沙漠
里没有电线杆尿尿
a puppy
died when traveling in the desert. why did he die?
==>because
there is no power poles for
him to pee on.
英语爱情语录:
9
句永恒的爱情箴言
I
miss you so much already and I haven't even left
yet!
尽管还不曾离开,我已对你朝思暮想
!
I'll think of
you every step of the way.
我会想你,在漫漫长路的每一步。
Wherever you go, whatever
you do, I will be right here waiting for you.
无论你身在何处,无论你为何忙碌,我都会在此守候。
The day without
you is like a book without pages.
没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。
You make my
heart smile.
我的心因你而笑。
Being with you is like
walking on a very clear morning.
和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。
First
impression of you is most lasting.
对你最初的印象,久久难以忘怀。
Love is a light
that never dims.
爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。
Life is the flower for
which love is the honey.
生命如花,爱情是蜜。
求婚英语:求婚必备的地道英语
1. We've been going out for quite some
time now
。
我们相恋已经很长时间了。
这可是一个很好的热身句子哦。你
可以它用来告诉你的同伴你正发狂地爱
着他
/
< br>她。
2. I think we have something really
special
。