搞笑英语
周公解梦梦见老虎-
1
．
we two who and
who
？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2
．
how are you ?
how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3
．
you have seed I
will give you some color to see see, brothers
！
together up
！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
4
．
as far as you
go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
5
．
hello
everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if
you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6
．
you me you me
彼此彼此
7
．
You
Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8
．
know is know
noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知
…
9
．
WATCH SISTER
表妹
10
．
dragon born
dragon,chicken born c
hicken,mouse’’son
can make
hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子
会打洞！
11.
．
I give you
face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I
turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
12
．
one car
comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13
．
heart flower
angry open
心花怒放
14
．
go past no
mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15
．小明：
I am sorry!
老外：
I am sorry too!
小明：
I am sorry three!
老外：
What are you
sorry for?
小明：
I am sorry five!
16
．
If you want
money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!
要钱没有，要命一条
17
．
I call Li old
big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年
25
。
18
．
you have two
down son
你有两下子。
19.
好好学习，天天向上：
good good study,day day up!
20.
一只小狗在沙漠中旅行
,
结果死了
,
他是怎么死的
< br>?==>
他是憋死的
,
因为沙漠
里没有电线杆尿尿
a puppy
died when traveling in the desert. why did he die?
==>because
there is no power poles for
him to pee on.
英语爱情语录：
9
句永恒的爱情箴言
I
miss you so much already and I haven't even left
yet!
尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想
!
I'll think of
you every step of the way.
我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
Wherever you go, whatever
you do, I will be right here waiting for you.
无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。
The day without
you is like a book without pages.
没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。
You make my
heart smile.
我的心因你而笑。
Being with you is like
walking on a very clear morning.
和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。
First
impression of you is most lasting.
对你最初的印象，久久难以忘怀。
Love is a light
that never dims.
爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。
Life is the flower for
which love is the honey.
生命如花，爱情是蜜。
求婚英语：求婚必备的地道英语
1. We've been going out for quite some
time now
。
我们相恋已经很长时间了。
这可是一个很好的热身句子哦。你
可以它用来告诉你的同伴你正发狂地爱
着他
/
< br>她。
2. I think we have something really
special
。